New Mascot for Florida?

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JackBombero

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In light of the offseason chatter by the Gators, led by whats-his-name at cornerback, and allowed by Mr. Swamp Donkey himself, they are now to be known as the Florida Chatty Cathies. New apparel is hitting the shelves soon.
 

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Till Tennessee beats them...

We have no right to knock them...

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I had this same "I can't BELIEVE this $hit!" look on MY face...
 
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JackBombero said:
In light of the offseason chatter by the Gators, led by whats-his-name at cornerback, and allowed by Mr. Swamp Donkey himself, they are now to be known as the Florida Chatty Cathies. New apparel is hitting the shelves soon.
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TAF said:
Till Tennessee beats them...

We have no right to knock them...

welp.gif



I had this same "I can't BELIEVE this $hit!" look on MY face...
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Man I really feel sorry for that guy. Having to be surrounded by Gator fans at the moment they scored that fourth quarter TD must have been awful.

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Neyland Law Vol said:
Man I really feel sorry for that guy. Having to be surrounded by Gator fans at the moment they scored that fourth quarter TD must have been awful.

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I honestly felt like I had an out of body experience when we we lost. I'm actually still in disbelief.
 
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TAF said:
Till Tennessee beats them...

We have no right to knock them...

welp.gif



I had this same "I can't BELIEVE this $hit!" look on MY face...
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Oh man this was a lot of our disbelief. After the black dudes that awesomely had a blast after Dobbs to reception early. This gif was second best from that game.
 
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JackBombero said:
In light of the offseason chatter by the Gators, led by whats-his-name at cornerback, and allowed by Mr. Swamp Donkey himself, they are now to be known as the Florida Chatty Cathies. New apparel is hitting the shelves soon.
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When and where are you making your stand up comedy debut? I need to make sure there is an ample supply of raw eggs and fresh tomatoes available for purchase by the crowd.

And don't look at me like that. You insisted you could handle the stage, and we are gonna make money SOMEHOW!

Translation: That was supposed to be funny or insulting?

(insert your favorite "the price is right" you lose tune)
 
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TNnative said:
When and where are you making your stand up comedy debut? I need to make sure there is an ample supply of raw eggs and fresh tomatoes available for purchase by the crowd.

And don't look at me like that. You insisted you could handle the stage, and we are gonna make money SOMEHOW!

Translation: That was supposed to be funny or insulting?

(insert your favorite "the price is right" you lose tune)
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Strike two.
 
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RDU VOL#14 said:
I honestly felt like I had an out of body experience when we we lost. I'm actually still in disbelief.
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I simply started laughing when it happened.

But this year TN will win. Monkey off their back. Book it. Swamp Donkey lucked into the east title last year. Didn't muschamp do the same his first year?

The gator chatter will silence Sept 24.
 
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As bad as I hate to admit when they scored I threw the remote to my wife who knew better than to make eye contact with me and i stood up in my livingroom and vowed to never watch another Tennessee game as long as I lived, for the 927th time in my life, but this time it was different. I was done, Butch didn't need fired, he needed crucified on Peyton pass in front of the world. Eventually the anger passed and I forgave Butch(mostly) and I not only watched the rest of our games, I attended 2 more and I've watched some from the past and the bowl game mult times so I'm good but you can bet the hurt hasn't left at all! It's right there with 2001 lsu and my 1st bama game in the early 90's where I think we lost 9-6 and I had the stomach virus but swore it was just cuz we lost.

That guy in that video needed a hug.....and a gun with one bullet. I felt his pain!
 
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That was a horrible loss. I always considered you a fair weather fan, you know a jumper, like D4H.

J/k

Was that too far?
 
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JackBombero said:
Not sure why everyone is scared to say anything about the Florida Chatty Cathies...

Tennessee wins 52-10 Book it!
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I hope not...I don't want us to take it that easy on them this year...I want 70 or more and I want it to hurt really really bad for them.
 
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Iam4utalways said:
That was a horrible loss. I always considered you a fair weather fan, you know a jumper, like D4H.

J/k

Was that too far?
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Naw that wudnt too far. I would like your address and recommend your family update your life ins policy cuz of that D4H part tho.

I did jump on board just because TN was pretty good. Also cause my dad would've killed me and started over had I not loved TN. Done had lots of clothes/hats bought for me! Lol

Luckily when Andy Kelly was QB I actually started loving the Vols myself so it worked out. He may still be my fav vol.

Since 2007 I guess I shuda jumped ship but now I've done bought too many clothes for me and my kids!
 
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