New GOP Public Enemy No. 1: Taylor Swift

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BernardKingGOAT said:
It wouldn't surprise me if Kelce didn't take a huge increase to stay with the team. We'll see. That sideline interaction may fester and send him on his way. It will be up to Reid
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Taylor chews up and spits out boyfriends. Kelce is going to get his behind trimmed, sliced, and diced, just you wait. If he had a dime worth of sense, he'd run as far away as he could from her. Chase a Mahomes thrown from the Golden Gate Bridge, and coming down on Canal Street during rush hour. Instead of Swift's skinny seat. See, balls don't manufacture waste. But you know, some men just won't learn (Except Tebow), don't be surprised he's poorer or just plain poor after she's done with him.
 
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WoodsmanVol said:
Taylor chews up and spits out boyfriends. Kelce is going to get his behind trimmed, sliced, and diced, just you wait. If he had a dime worth of sense, he'd run as far away as he could from her. Chase a Mahomes thrown from the Golden Gate Bridge, and coming down on Canal Street during rush hour. Instead of Swift's skinny seat. See, balls don't manufacture waste. But you know, some men just won't learn (Except Tebow), don't be surprised he's poorer or just plain poor after she's done with him.
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She has settled down, her last relationship lasted almost 7 years.
 
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WoodsmanVol said:
Taylor chews up and spits out boyfriends. Kelce is going to get his behind trimmed, sliced, and diced, just you wait. If he had a dime worth of sense, he'd run as far away as he could from her. Chase a Mahomes thrown from the Golden Gate Bridge, and coming down on Canal Street during rush hour. Instead of Swift's skinny seat. See, balls don't manufacture waste. But you know, some men just won't learn (Except Tebow), don't be surprised he's poorer or just plain poor after she's done with him.
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Ever think that maybe he's just trying to hit it and then split himself? Mid 30s NFL great would have his choice of golddigger Instagram models if he was looking to settle down and get married.
 
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evillawyer said:
Ever think that maybe he's just trying to hit it and then split himself? Mid 30s NFL great would have his choice of golddigger Instagram models if he was looking to settle down and get married.
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No
The two of them are tied into a deep romantic relationship that will lead to the greatest love story in the history of the world. Think Princess Bride part two level Yuge!
 
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