New game for adults

[Jasongivm6]

Pick the month you were born:
> > > > >
> > > > > January--I kicked
> > > > > February--I loved
> > > > > March--I smoked
> > > > > April--I dry humped
> > > > > May--I choked on
> > > > > June--I m urdered
> > > > > July--I did the macarena with
> > > > > August--I had lunch with
> > > > > September--I danced with
> > > > > October--I sang to
> > > > > November--I yelled at
December--I ran over
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Pick the day (number) you were born on:
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > 1-------a birdbath
> > > > > 2-------a monster
> > > > > 3-------a phone
> > > > > 4-------a fork
> > > > > 5-------a mexican
> > > > > 6-------a gangter
> > > > > 7-------my cell phone
> > > > > 8-------my dog
> > > > > 9-------my best friends boyfriend
> > > > > 10-------my neighbor
> > > > > 11-------my science teacher
> > > > > 12-------a banana
> > > > > 13------ -a fireman
> > > > > 14-------a stuffed animal
> > > > > 15-------a goat
> > > > > 16-------a pickle
> > > > > 17-------your mom
> > > > > 18-------a spoon
> > > > > 19-------myself
> > > > > 20-------a baseball bat
> > > > > 21-------a ninja
> > > > > 22-------chuck norris
> > > > > 23-------a noodle
> > > > > 24-------a squirrel
> > > > > 25-------a football player
> > > > > 26-------my sister
> > > > > 27-------my brother
> > > > > 28-------an ipod
> > > > > 29-------a permanent marker
> > > > > 30-------a llama
> > > > > 31-------A homeless guy
> > > > >
> > > > > Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
> > > > >
> > > > > White------because im cool like that
> > > > > Black----- -- because thats how i roll.
> > > > > Pink--------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
> > > > > Red---------Because the voices told me to.
> > > > > Blue--------Because im sexy and i do what i want
> > > Green------Because > > > > I hate myself.
> > > > > Purple------Because Im cool.
> > > > > Gray--------Because i was drunk
> > > > > Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 > > dollars
> > > > > Orange----Because i hate my family.
> > > > > Brown-----Because i was high.
> > > > > Other-------Because i'm a ninja.
> > > > > none------Because i cant control myself


Now make your sentence

 

[checkerboard_charly]

i ran over a fork because i am cool like that.

 

[vols kick balls]

im undered a stuffed animal because i was drunk

 

[OrangeEmpire]

I murdered a bird bath because I am sexy and I do what I want.

 

[OWB]

I had lunch with a llama because that's how I roll.

 

[CrystalEHS07]

I did the macarena with a goat because I can't control myself.


:birgits_giggle:



~*Crystal*~

 

[Jasongivm6]

I smoked a cell phone because I hate myself

 

[D MAN 335]

i dry humped a fork because i am sexy and i do what i want

 

[milohimself]

I smoked a phone because the voices told me to.

That would put my birthday on January 3rd, and I'm wearing a red shirt right now.

 

[USAF_Vol]

I dry humped a fork Because the voices told me to.

 

[D MAN 335]

I dry humped a fork Because the voices told me to.

excellent birthday USAF

 

[Lexvol]

I ran over a fireman because I hate myself.

 

[tidwell]

I smoked my dog because I was drunk.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

I yelled at a goat because I'm cool like that.

 

[GAVol]

I yelled at a permanent marker because I was drunk.

 

[surrealvol]

I ran over a permanent marker because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

 

[mattvols]

I did the macarena with a pickle because the voices told me to

 

[BLEEDS ORANGE]

I dry humped Chuck Norris because i am sexy and i do what i want

 

[volinbham]

I did the macarena with a goat because I can't control myself.
:birgits_giggle:
~*Crystal*~

So, Crystal is not wearing a shirt!

 

[volinbham]

I yelled at a fork because that's how I roll.


On a side note, looks like a lot of us were born on "fork day"

 

[cd12]

I murdered a football player because I'm sexy and I do what I want!

 

[CrystalEHS07]

So, Crystal is not wearing a shirt!

I was wearing a bathing suit at the time.

*shakes head*



~*Crystal*~

 

[OrangePappy]

I smoked a noodle because I was drunk.

 

[USAF_Vol]

excellent birthday USAF

It is a cool birthday. :matrix:

 

[aksn907]

I choked on an Ipod because I'm sexy and I do what I want