Well, if the idea is that desecrating the living crap out of the flag will not just kill the bad juju but turn our luck around, I say you mail it to Tebow with a note that says:
"Dear Timmykins,
I woke up this morning and found this on my car along with a note which said, "Smokey needs a new bitch". I'm not sure what that means but I'm sure it's not very nice, and now all the dogs in the neighborhood are looking at me funny. Maybe if you hang it on your door God will stop being mad at us.
Love,
Your Momsie"
If you're right about the desecration=luck thing, I predict the things that boy and his teammates would do to your flag will have voodoo priestesses across the globe rubbing little LIO dolls whenever they're feeling blue for the next hundred years. At the least I figure we'd get an unbeaten season, a BCS championship, a front page article on the VN by Forbes, and Nick Saban's **** violently sucking straight back into his body and back out his rear view.