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[wounded mullet]

This thread should be used in middle school sex education curriculums to promote abstinence.
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If i slay only fatties then i dont have to worry about pregnacy? Myth
The semen will run out of energy trying to swim through grease and discarded cheeseburgers.? FALSE

 

[NYYVol]

If i slay only fatties then i dont have to worry about pregnacy? Myth
The semen will run out of energy trying to swim through grease and discarded cheeseburgers.? FALSE

The second one is plausible unless you have Michael Phelps level swimmers.
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[TEX_VOLFAN]

my dad's a pastor so there was never any drinks around at our house, plus i grew up in a dry area, so we just weren't exposed to it.

In my expirences those are usually the places that people drink the most!

 

[wounded mullet]

The second one is plausible unless you have Michael Phelps level swimmers.
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Oh, hai guys..

 

[VIF]

drinkers gonna drink

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

If i slay only fatties then i dont have to worry about pregnacy? Myth
The semen will run out of energy trying to swim through grease and discarded cheeseburgers.? FALSE

LULZ!!!...gross!!

Maybe you can hook up with Orangetaz and put it to the test?...lulz

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Sly you bastage, I missed it!!!!!! I'm sure another opportunity will arise

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Sly is going to hate me for this, but this is what his pic looked like! Mr. Brady from the Brady Bunch!...Lulz

 

[Slydell]

Sly you bastage, I missed it!!!!!! I'm sure another opportunity will arise

Maybe, if I ever start drinking again. Sorry you missed all the awesome!!

 

[Slydell]

Sly is going to hate me for this, but this is what his pic looked like! Mr. Brady from the Brady Bunch!...Lulz

Handsome devil. I can see the resemblance.

 

[Slydell]

Hey, that's my shirt!!

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Didn't he die of the HAIDS???...Lulz

 

[Slydell]

Seems like he did actually. Just googled it. Had aids but died of colon cancer.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Double wammy!!! Ouch!!!

 

[NewToVolCountry]

haha, gotta watch that drinkin sly. I think I'm done for good.

I'm so broke, I'm donating plasma weekly for money now. Ain't that a bastage

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Cancer and HIV, that's some crummy luck

 

[NewToVolCountry]

I donated plasma today. 40 dollars is easily worth it. I laughed as that bastage stuck me with the needle.

 

[Slydell]

I donated plasma today. 40 dollars is easily worth it. I laughed as that bastage stuck me with the needle.

If you donated, why did you receive $40? How often can you donate?

 

[NewToVolCountry]

If you donated, why did you receive $40? How often can you donate?

Sly, I actually don't know why it is worded that way. I can sacrifice my plasma twice weekly.

 

[Slydell]

I read up on it at a local Plasma joint here. The plasma is donated and, according to the local place, they pay for the inconvenience of the donor. How long does it take you? This place here is guesstimating 2 hours. Pretty sweet deal for $80/week.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

I read up on it at a local Plasma joint here. The plasma is donated and, according to the local place, they pay for the inconvenience of the donor. How long does it take you? This place here is guesstimating 2 hours. Pretty sweet deal for $80/week.

Yeah, I mean they do call it donating. I didn't know that you didn't know that, if that makes sense. It takes about 40 min to actually donate. Today though, it took forever because i had to get a physical and paperwork.

It is actually a sad place. Drugged out parents coming in for easy money. You just know that what they make is going towards getting high, and not towards their kids.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Never Back Down= Epic movie.

The fighting scenes are just incredible. It gets my adrenaline going so much

 

[VOLtownUSA]

I've never watched it, it's on all the time though.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

You're missing out. Gorgeous girls and crazy fight scenes. It doesn't get much better. I tend to like that type of movie though

 

[VOLtownUSA]

lulz That's all you really need in a movie though isn't it ?