Before we get away from horror, can somebody please explain to me why M. Night Shyamalan still gets the opportunity to make movies, and why anyone would think attaching his name to a film would encourage someone to watch it? At best, you get Sixth Sense or The Village, two quirky little ideas that might work in a 30 minute vignette appropriate for Tales from the Crypt or a single Twilight Zone episode. At worst, you get Signs or, worse, his latest garbage, The Happening.
For some reason, I had it Tivoed, and it is that rarest of films that is best watched in tripple fast forward. Marky Mark is the supergenius middle school science teacher who finally figures out that the plants have rebelled against us, causing anybody who doesn't sing with the Funky Bunch to commit harakiri, so he runs around the countryside with his *****y wife and the daughter of the monkey man from Moulin Rouge with a surprised look on his face until the vegetables make nice again because this was only a test. As far as Apocalypic movies go, this one actually made The Day the Earth Stood Still seem good.
Someone please make Shyamalan stop. He is making the human race dumber with his product. That is the real danger.