Ok. My uncle,friend,and I were sitting down an old cemetery road up in Jimtown. We were talking,and my pal says,"let`s go worship a little Satan." As was his wont. Well,my uncle said when you say that word,He is there! Never say it! Well,my pal being a 18yo said,"Satan!" Instantly the antenna of the car caught fire and started whipping back and forth violently. I was drivin with all the windows rolled up. I accelerated to 45mph on a dirt road in a Ford Tempo. The antenna continued it`s violent thrashing,flaming display for a full minute. Then it stopped and there was no sign of any damage. We,being the young scientists we THOUGHT we were,put it through the wringer and found no physical explanation. We call it "the Satan Antenna Incident." I WAS smoking pot,but this was NOT a hallucination. The pot wasn`t that good. GO VOLS!!!
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