Motorized orange phallus

[Roustabout]

I thought that was a nice touch during the QB skills competition. Anyone got a picture of that thing?

I think it deserves its own thread.

 

[VFL-82-JP]

You tend to see what you're fixated on, I guess.

To me, just looking like a blocking dummy on wheels.

 

[CountVolcula]

You tend to see what you're fixated on, I guess.

To me, just looking like a blocking dummy on wheels.

I've had many block me before from hooking up with a hot lady

 

[doctorchoice]

New Trump nickname

 

[TAF]

I've had many block me before from hooking up with a hot lady

You need to trade that MMF for some good 'ol FFM, Count!

 

[Roustabout]

You tend to see what you're fixated on, I guess.

To me, just looking like a blocking dummy on wheels.

Well, bless your heart.

 

[FLVOL_79]

Anyone else feel that SEC level QB's not acing this drill was kind of sad?

 

[KBVol]

You tend to see what you're fixated on, I guess.

To me, just looking like a blocking dummy on wheels.

Haha. For real JP. Not once did it dawn on me that anybody would think that was an orange phallus. I thought this thread was gonna be about a tricked out Big Orange car or something.

 

[KBVol]

Anyone else feel that SEC level QB's not acing this drill was kind of sad?

Nah. Dormady was 10-10 in the scrimmage, looked great throwing it in live situation, to live WRs vs live DBs. The drill was meaningless.

 

[Roustabout]

Haha. For real JP. Not once did it dawn on me that anybody would think that was an orange phallus. I thought this thread was gonna be about a tricked out Big Orange car or something.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

I was watching on TV with about 15 people and one lady shouted, what the hell is the big orange ding dong.

 

[White Bread]

Anyone else feel that SEC level QB's not acing this drill was kind of sad?

Think you'd be hard pressed to go to any school in the Power 5 and find QB's that hit every single target.

 

[eskimovol]

I bet McBride has already destroyed both it and the person operating it.

 

[1972 Grad]

Nah. Dormady was 10-10 in the scrimmage, looked great throwing it in live situation, to live WRs vs live DBs. The drill was meaningless.

I think it would be much harder to hit than a person with outstretched arms. You get used to leading the player more than you would a dummy, because the player can reach for the ball.

 

[Volintears1995]

https://mobile.twitter.com/wbirsports/status/855923505501802496

 

[butchna]

Thought this was about our new QB commit. :gone:

 

[RollerVol]

Malus Phalus...and,

GO BIG ORANGE!

 

[nagle]

Haha. For real JP. Not once did it dawn on me that anybody would think that was an orange phallus. I thought this thread was gonna be about a tricked out Big Orange car or something.

lol

 

[NeverWe'llSever]

You tend to see what you're fixated on, I guess.

To me, just looking like a blocking dummy on wheels.

lol I know we got Penix today, but come on, OP!

 

[The Artful Dodger]

https://mobile.twitter.com/wbirsports/status/855923505501802496

Im gonna miss AK.

 

[TNnative]

Haha. For real JP. Not once did it dawn on me that anybody would think that was an orange phallus. I thought this thread was gonna be about a tricked out Big Orange car or something.

I figured someone tied up D4H, covered him in orange paint, super glued his feet to a roomba, and sent him into the stadium.

 

[butchna]

I figured someone tied up D4H, covered him in orange paint, super glued his feet to a roomba, and sent him into the stadium.

That would be assault on a twelve year old. Very frowned upon. :nono:

 

[maotai]

Nice click bait thread title.

 

[orangeluvr]

A phallic worship cult in Knoxville(?) !

 

[OrangeDog]

They could have at least put a jersey or helmet or maybe even a Smiley Face on it.......... I do realize that a garbage bag over the end of it would have gotten a lot more press.

 

[montanatenn]

That would be assault on a twelve year old. Very frowned upon. :nono:

We just got kicked out of one. Should we go for 2?