most embarrassed (sp?) you have ever been

#51
#51
Dinner with my parents and mom is fussing I don't visit them. After I give the usually excuses, my wife says "it's because he doesn't like family". I give her a wtf look and she says "it's true. You don't like your family". Rest of dinner was very quiet.
 
#53
#53
tri_vol said:
Dinner with my parents and mom is fussing I don't visit them. After I give the usually excuses, my wife says "it's because he doesn't like family". I give her a wtf look and she says "it's true. You don't like your family". Rest of dinner was very quiet.
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Wow
 
#54
#54
tri_vol said:
Dinner with my parents and mom is fussing I don't visit them. After I give the usually excuses, my wife says "it's because he doesn't like family". I give her a wtf look and she says "it's true. You don't like your family". Rest of dinner was very quiet.
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Unless she has turettes, beech slap would have been in order
 
#57
#57
FCA Coaches tournament held at the newly opened Traditions Club Gilf course here in College Station several years ago. On the first tee is Jackie Sherril signing pictures and greeting the players. Our group is up and I'm the best hacker in it so naturally they force me to go first. I'd never met Jackie but grew up loving him so I was a bit star struck.

Teed it up, grabbed to lumber and a swing and a miss. I mean a wiff of the worst kind. So now Jackie and my group are rolling at how red in the face I am. I step away, re-tee and unload one right down the center. Jackie gives me a look of approval and I smart off," guess it's always good to have second chances."
 
#58
#58
TXA&M07 said:
FCA Coaches tournament held at the newly opened Traditions Club Gilf course here in College Station several years ago. On the first tee is Jackie Sherril signing pictures and greeting the players. Our group is up and I'm the best hacker in it so naturally they force me to go first. I'd never met Jackie but grew up loving him so I was a bit star struck.

Teed it up, grabbed to lumber and a swing and a miss. I mean a wiff of the worst kind. So now Jackie and my group are rolling at how red in the face I am. I step away, re-tee and unload one right down the center. Jackie gives me a look of approval and I smart off," guess it's always good to have second chances."
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Never been to a Granny's I'd Like to Fawk course before. Sounds fun.:whistling:
 
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#61
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#63
#63
I grabbed the pastor as i fell in the lake when i was being baptised as a kid. He got soaked and mad. Not embarrassing from my stand point but he never cared for me after that.
 
#65
#65
barknoxbrawler said:
I grabbed the pastor as i fell in the lake when i was being baptised as a kid. He got soaked and mad. Not embarrassing from my stand point but he never cared for me after that.
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That's a nice Christian attitude. :eek:hmy:
 
#72
#72
theFallGuy said:
wtf Tex, what kind of cold heartless child are you raising?!
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I think it's because his great grandmother died 3-4 months ago. So he just assumes old people are going to die soon. At least that's my thoughts on why he said it. He didn't mean for it to sound the way it did. Larry by the way took it very well. I however was shocked speechless! Lulz
 
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