most embarrassed (sp?) you have ever been

#26
#26
barknoxbrawler said:
Sitting with a group of guys at a high school basketball game about 13 years ago, i said im going to get a drink. So i put my foot of the plastic bench at the gym and stood up only to have my foot slide out from under me. Did i mention i was on the second row? And being on the second row, i fell and hit the first row and then the hardwood. Trying to play it funny and cool, i stood up and yelled "im ok" to my friends. Only then did i notice the silence on the entire gym. The refs had stopped the game as it happend and everyone had seen it. Stopped the game.....baketball stopped dribbling....cheerleaders stopped cheering....ladies from the concession stand came out when they heard the silence. I adjusted myself and sat back down having thought that i did not want to chance the drink venture twice. I told my buddies that was embarrassing only to have my best friend reply......." go sit over there....you just fell dude."
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#28
#28
Senior year of high school, one of our baseball games I had the girl I was talking to at the time come watch me play. Well it was the 4th or 5th inning and I got a double and slid into second base. (I had been sick with diarrhea for a couple of days). Well when I slid in I shat all over myself and you could see it running down through my ball pants.
 
#29
#29
VolsFan4Ever-11 said:
Senior year of high school, one of our baseball games I had the girl I was talking to at the time come watch me play. Well it was the 4th or 5th inning and I got a double and slid into second base. (I had been sick with diarrhea for a couple of days). Well when I slid in I shat all over myself and you could see it running down through my ball pants.
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winner winner......chicken dinner!!
 
#32
#32
VolsFan4Ever-11 said:
Senior year of high school, one of our baseball games I had the girl I was talking to at the time come watch me play. Well it was the 4th or 5th inning and I got a double and slid into second base. (I had been sick with diarrhea for a couple of days). Well when I slid in I shat all over myself and you could see it running down through my ball pants.
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Woah - the embarrament of legends
 
#41
#41
On a dock at the lake with some friends and a few people I didn't know. Commented to my buddies girlfriend "see that girl right there? I tried to talk to her and she's a real beech" Buddies GF said I know, she's my sister. oops!
 
#44
#44
One of my friends invited me over to come over to his house for some food, booze, and watch some hockey. His wife was out of town in Chicago, so while I was over there he also had to tend to his 4 year old daughter the whole time. He fixed chilli, and after we ate he went to give his daughter a bath. As soon as I sat down to watch the game and have my first beer, it hit me. He only had the one bathroom, so I did my business outside in his front yard. I had to scramble around to find paper towels and threw them in a trash bag. I told him what happened, he got a kick out of it. He told his wife, and she was not pleased. She asked how much we had to drink. She went silent when the answer was "none".
 
#45
#45
This one just happened while in the middle of buying my car a few weeks ago. First off the salesman that was helping me with the purchase of my car was named Larry. Very nice older man (guessing 75-80). I'm sitting there at his desk along with Lil' Tex and we're going over some personal info, and Larry mentioned that he shared the same birthday as I did. Lil' Tex speaks up and says his birthday is May 8th, which is a week before mine and Larry's. Larry tells lil' Tex that he wishes he was younger like him. Lil' Tex then said, are you going to die soon? I don't embarrass very easy, but that left me speechless. All I could say was, sorry about that, Larry. Looking back, I lulz though. Damn kids!
 
#46
#46
TEX_VOLFAN said:
This one just happened while in the middle of buying my car a few weeks ago. First off the salesman that was helping me with the purchase of my car was named Larry. Very nice older man (guessing 75-80). I'm sitting there at his desk along with Lil' Tex and we're going over some personal info, and Larry mentioned that he shared the same birthday as I did. Lil' Tex speaks up and says his birthday is May 8th, which is a week before mine and Larry's. Larry tells lil' Tex that he wishes he was younger like him. Lil' Tex then said, are you going to die soon? I don't embarrass very easy, but that left me speechless. All I could say was, sorry about that, Larry. Looking back, I lulz though. Damn kids!
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wtf Tex, what kind of cold heartless child are you raising?!
 
#47
#47
my kid got in trouble at summer camp today because during the morning announcements they told them there would be no ice cream today and my child responded "no ice cream today, that sux!"

wtf
 
#48
#48
theFallGuy said:
my kid got in trouble at summer camp today because during the morning announcements they told them there would be no ice cream today and my child responded "no ice cream today, that sux!"

wtf
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At least he refrained from yelling wtf
 
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