Morning Workouts / New Team Rules

#76
#76
You know General Neyland has a few maxims (certain guiding principles of law and jurisprudence) that the players recited quite often, not too sure they were really thought much of during CPF reign. I wonder if CLK will use these same guidlines in his coaching philosophy?
 
#77
#77
PineyBluff Vol said:
You know General Neyland has a few maxims (certain guiding principles of law and jurisprudence) that the players recited quite often, not too sure they were really thought much of during CPF reign. I wonder if CLK will use these same guidlines in his coaching philosophy?
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he said at his first press conference that he was going to keep the traditions. If he does away with the maxims, i could see alot of pissed off ppl. Lol but can you imagine coach o reading the maxims?
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#78
#78
[John has just referred to an aunt, only to be told by a guest that she is dead]
Jeremy Grey: How many times you gonna do this ****? Rule #32: You don't commit to a relative unless you're absolutely positive they have a pulse.
John Beckwith: Rule #16: Give me an up-to-date family tree. That was your mistake. You made me look like an idiot.
Jeremy Grey: Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion!
 
#79
#79
John Beckwith: Rule No.5: "You're an idiot"

Jeremy Grey: Never walk away from a crasher in a funny jacket! Rule #115!

John Beckwith: Rule #1: Never Leave a Fellow Crasher Behind.
 
#80
#80
stevenharvey11 said:
he said at his first press conference that he was going to keep the traditions. If he does away with the maxims, i could see alot of pissed off ppl. Lol but can you imagine coach o reading the maxims?
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It would be a beautifully sequenced series of grunts and screams...
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#81
#81
RULE#21
When the ball is thrown,if it happens to hit you in the hands instead of the fans in the stands,catch it.
RULE#21a
Don,t fear the football.
 
#83
#83
I don't mean to change the subject from CLK's new rules but I have an 8a.m. with Gerald Williams and he was moving mighty slow today, almost limping. I really hope he isn't injured but it reminded me of how I used to move after a few two-a-day practices, so hopefully this is another good sign. Also, he has been to every class first thing in the morning this semester which I find impressive considering I had classes with several football players last semester and they were rarely if ever seen.
 
#84
#84
Orangeblood18 said:
I don't mean to change the subject from CLK's new rules but I have an 8a.m. with Gerald Williams and he was moving mighty slow today, almost limping. I really hope he isn't injured but it reminded me of how I used to move after a few two-a-day practices, so hopefully this is another good sign. Also, he has been to every class first thing in the morning this semester which I find impressive considering I had classes with several football players last semester and they were rarely if ever seen.
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If you see football players at 8 am in class on The Hill...there's a new sheriff in town.

Thanks for the udpate..
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#85
#85
+1

Would also add, "...and it will be the one and only time, as you won't be around here long enough to do it a second time."
 
#86
#86
Not to split-hairs here, but I don't want them to use the Neyland Maxims as a "guideline" - I want them to be INGRAINED into the players as a WAY OF LIFE!

I want the players to feel as if their very lives depend on their committing one of the following acts within 24 hours of hearing those words:

1. They must win a college football game
2. They must having intimate relations (with a lady, this time)
3. They must stalk and kill (not just ensnare or even maime) a wild animal with their bare hands

I want the response to be nothing short of Pavlovian, and instantaneous!
 
#87
#87
Rule 21 a(1): If the pass is heading to the stands you are still responsible for catching it, if only to prove that you could.

Rule 21 a(2): As Don from Sweetwater stands to high-five you as you're making your way back to the field, punch him square in the mouth.
 
#90
#90
Lofton4Three said:
If you see football players at 8 am in class on The Hill...there's a new sheriff in town.

Thanks for the udpate..
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I'm betting that's the first 8am class GW has ever seen. Good post Orangeblood18
 
#92
#92
Adding to the current maxims too would be fine.

"Snappin' necks and cashin' checks."

Except those checks are alumni donations for additional uber facilities, no players on the take here. :no:
 
#95
#95
rule ? - appreciate your getting a free education to play football.
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#100
#100
alavolfan said:
thou shalt not go near the coach after you screw up a play.
I don't know if CLK has posted this or not yet, but this one is per Urban Myers - thou shalt not smack the coach on the behind even if you are winning
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In the case of UM that kind of behavior is probably practiced and encouraged behind closed doors.

m37bruno said:
get off the field on 3rd down!
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This rule only applies to the defense.
 
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