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I can't get enough of this. It was almost worth the 11 years. To see their sheer jubilation during the first half, to an almost abrupt meltdown in the second half, was definitely fun to read about. Enjoy, with the first half excitment, and the second half meltdown:

FIRST HALF


I think the Gators defense...
May legitimately better than my other team’s defense- the Jaguars.

Our defense is fabulous, you guys

They are indeed! And it’s entertaining that, even when they make mistakes, UT sucks too hard to capitalize.

Oh Man dare I say, shades of the 2015 Ole Miss game? (Gators won 38-10)

After the INT in the end zone
DUCK'S DON'T PULL TRUCKS MOTHER****ER

YOU DON’T MESS WITH THE FLORIDA DEFENSE!!!!

Here we go ladies and gentlemen! On the way to the blowout train.

Our defense is experienced…at bailing out the rest of the team from non-defensive **** ups.

Our coaches have theirs bent over. This is wood shed stuff. If not for bad field position.....

Let's get a turn over and clear out the stadium

They can't catch and they can't run the ball

DUCKS DON'T PULL TRUCKS!

Guys, I think we have a pretty freaking good team this year!

Florida is a better football team than Tennessee...zero doubt in that!

Lol. They have no chance.

Must be even more frustrating to see Florida come out of our years of mediocrity quicker than Tennessee has lol.

DB F#%}ING U!!!!!!!

Why do I get the feeling that this game is like a boxing match and we haven't been tested in a 12 round bout like they have
<---Good point.

That last series will be considered when we have the conversation of if this is the best defense to ever take the field in college football.
:lolabove::lolabove::lolabove::lolabove::lolabove::lolabove:


SECOND HALF
When you’re exposed this badly, top to bottom, as a complete joke of a contender? Its hard. It really is. Tennessee isnt losing to another team in the east. Vandy is trash, Kentucky is trash, USCe is trash and UGA is trash. And us? just a pretender with this group. Now we’re playing and hoping we can sneak into a Jan 1st bowl. Awesome. Awesome day today is. And mods, you see im keeping it calm. Now calling anyone names so lets relax on the ban button please.

GREAT JOB DBU. …you just made another below average (passing) quarterback look like an NFL star!

This falls on the defense, they got pushed around by a below average OL and got burned by a below average quarterback (again). Maybe now they can focus more on walking the walk then talking the talk.

What in the heck happened to the OL in the second half???

**** it. I’m gonna be a Bama fan for now on

Maybe next time
We don’t start trying to run out the clock midway through the 3rd.

What do you guys think?

Well we have a decent chance of not going 4-8 at least.

Our defense is playing so bad. I guess this shouldnt be a surprise considering the fact they've played such an easy overmatched schedule.But wow.This is bad

Damn… When did UF and UT trade defenses? :sob::sob::sob:

We'll always have Elevenessee.

The Gators are getting EXPOSED by the Vols today.

Congrats, UT...now go burn down Knoxville.

I again have to question the trash talk all summer. Why not shut up, work hard and stay quietly confident.

This folks is an ass whoopin. We're getting our ass handed to us.

Worse loss than Michigan and that one was hard to top.

Meat chicken fans could not stand Nuss.

Horrible is an understatement

To expect a defense to not have lapses with that offense is riduculous. Remember Tennessee was missing three best defensive players.

If you are a offensive recruit how does this offense make you feel

Never seen such a quit in a team. Muschturd teams never even quit like this

When you choke against the the team that wrote the book on choking, it is quite disconcerting.


Sadly I think the third season of "Tennessee Snatches Defeat From the Jaws of Victory" has been canceled.

Don't say good bye to Tennessee too quickly, team - we'll be back for the Music City Bowl.
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Gator tears taste so good. Maybe the team and fan base will enjoy that bag of humility we handed them. I used to think Uga fans were the worst, after this game I have changed my mind.
 
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Fun to read............. BUT..................... someone could show the same on here.
go from complete VOLnation meltdown to glorification on high! Pretty comical in the same sense. :)
 
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That's all that was lacking. Thank you sir for posting because reading the posts of going from being a Natty contender to hoping to go 4-8 really is icing on the cake. I enjoyed the victory but man, just the absolute "we've hit rock bottom" posts let's it really sink in. I'm complete now. &#128074;&#128074;
 
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Gator tears taste so good. Maybe the team and fan base will enjoy that bag of humility we handed them. I used to think Uga fans were the worst, after this game I have changed my mind.

Agreed. Gator tears are delicious.

'' Don't say good bye to Tennessee too quickly, team - we'll be back for the Music City Bowl. '' ,

That had me dying. :lolabove:
 
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First time I ever read through the entire game summary ever on swamp gas. I was quite entertained. I usually can't stand going to read gator forums but this one was epic.
 
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First time I ever read through the entire game summary ever on swamp gas. I was quite entertained. I usually can't stand going to read gator forums but this one was epic.

Haha, same. It's the best "book" I've ever read. I'm sure they got a good laugh on our forums after last years game so I'm glad we could return the favor.
 
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What's the difference between crocodiles and alligators?

Crocs have a "D"; gators don't.
 
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And no calls to fire Butterteeth?

If we had lost that game we'd have awaken Sunday morning to find Butch with a noose around his neck hanging from a goalpost in Neyland. And it would not have been a suicide.

So although I generally despise gator fans it may be time to concede though comical and obnoxious, their fans are perhaps no worse that we are?

Easier for me to make that leap when we're on the winning end...
 
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First time I ever read through the entire game summary ever on swamp gas. I was quite entertained. I usually can't stand going to read gator forums but this one was epic.

I did the same. It was entertaining watching the complete flip flop from start to finish. They went from world beaters to complete meltdown. I laughed. :)
 
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