Missed Connection

[TN-POSSUM]

Any chance a Mod can permanently pin this thread for weekly reading entertainment. The funniest part is this cat is actually being truthful and serious and well, desparate, was having the same conversation on Tigercat. You can't make this sh** up.

Link?

 

[Volsome_Sauce]

met a girl named Jodi that had a Tennessee tattoo on her right calf

She was wearing boots.

If she was wearing boots then how did you see the tattoo?

 

[FastChad]

If she was wearing boots then how did you see the tattoo?

After reading all that, that’s what you came away with?

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

Avoiding girls from Texas is a lesson I’ve already learned. .

Your loss.

 

[Booty88]

Your loss.

Lol what's his loss look like?

 

[Weezer]

This FastChad character is no Billy C. He's not even a Pooch. It's depressing what passes as entertainment in the current zone.

 

[VolNExile]

This FastChad character is no Billy C. He's not even a Pooch. It's depressing what passes as entertainment in the current zone.

Well, it’s not as if YOU routinely perk things up, Mr. Sunshine.

 

[Weezer]

Well, it’s not as if YOU routinely perk things up, Mr. Sunshine.

Mods don't let us run wild anymore.

 

[Weezer]

Well, it’s not as if YOU routinely perk things up, Mr. Sunshine.

Also, you are being hurtful.

 

[Weezer]

@FastChad , are you a @Behr alt?

 

[VolNExile]

Also, you are being hurtful.

Ok, I’m sorry about that. I went too far.

 

[FastChad]

@FastChad , are you a @Behr alt?

Yes, this was all part of a ruse I came up with in 2018 when I started posting under the FastChad handle.

I learned to be very patient as a child. I was undefeated playing hide and seek. I was so good that my mom filed missing person reports twice. The police wouldn’t take her calls after that, so she wouldn’t let me play any more.

Im sorry you’ve never fallen for someone like I‘ve fallen for Jodi. If you did, you’d understand why I came here to find her.

 

[Weezer]

Yes, this was all part of a ruse I came up with in 2018 when I started posting under the FastChad handle.

I learned to be very patient as a child. I was undefeated playing hide and seek. I was so good that my mom filed missing person reports twice. The police wouldn’t take her calls after that, so she wouldn’t let me play any more.

Im sorry you’ve never fallen for someone like I‘ve fallen for Jodi. If you did, you’d understand why I came here to find her.

Well now you're starting to sound like Pooch.

 

[Toucan Sam]

Yes, this was all part of a ruse I came up with in 2018 when I started posting under the FastChad handle.

I learned to be very patient as a child. I was undefeated playing hide and seek. I was so good that my mom filed missing person reports twice. The police wouldn’t take her calls after that, so she wouldn’t let me play any more.

Im sorry you’ve never fallen for someone like I‘ve fallen for Jodi. If you did, you’d understand why I came here to find her.

@Behr it's @Toucan Sam We have missed you. Good to have you back on here brother. I started a thread in the zone asking where you had gone. @Souce Is glad you are back too. Take care of yourself.

 

[508mikey]

Yes, this was all part of a ruse I came up with in 2018 when I started posting under the FastChad handle.

I learned to be very patient as a child. I was undefeated playing hide and seek. I was so good that my mom filed missing person reports twice. The police wouldn’t take her calls after that, so she wouldn’t let me play any more.

Im sorry you’ve never fallen for someone like I‘ve fallen for Jodi. If you did, you’d understand why I came here to find her.

he found @theFallGuy on this site

 

[VolNExile]

Ok, now you guys are stealing my theory (that FastChad is Behr coming back via a massive troll. Possibly with an assist from some pretty impressive medications.)

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Ok, now you guys are stealing my theory (that FastChad is Behr coming back via a massive troll. Possibly with an assist from some pretty impressive medications.)

It’s not Behr.

 

[Weezer]

It’s not Behr.

What was that female alt he came up with that time? Vava voom- something or other.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

What was that female alt he came up with that time? Vava voom- something or other.

Voluptuous Vol?

 

[Weezer]

Voluptuous Vol?

Was that it? I thought it had vavavoom in it?

 

[Weezer]

I've never had an alt. I barely have enough energy to be me. Being two people would be too much.

 

[VolNExile]

It’s not Behr.

Erebody taking the fun out of this!

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Erebody taking the fun out of this!

I'd blame Behr.

 

[GordonC]

I'd blame Behr.

@Toucan Sam

 

[theFallGuy]

@Toucan Sam

@Nooga