Meyer and the Vulcan Nerve Pinch

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From ESPN's Pat Forde:

Tennessee-Florida (22). Offended party: Florida. This one, of course, became the Grudge Game of the Year on national signing day when new Volunteers coach Lane Kiffin said, in so many words, "Urban Meyer is a dirty rotten cheater!" And got the accusation wrong. Since leaving a horse head in Kiffin's bed is against SEC rules, Meyer will have to settle for beheading Kiffin's team in The Swamp. Given the bundle of shot nerves that is Tennessee quarterback Jonathan Crompton, and given the excellence of the Florida defense, The Dash is predicting an absolute emasculation spiced by late timeouts and Meyer's delivering a Vulcan nerve pinch to Kiffin at the postgame handshake.
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USC Trojans phenom Matt Barkley and Michigan Wolverines phenom Tate Forcier Dash to the forefront - ESPN
 
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Mr two bits take that green finger and stick it up the poop shoot.
 
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Oh and by the way, gators-I'm glad your finally averaging 70,000 fans which is more than the Canes 20,000 they get for game day. Hell, Miami has high school games draw more fans than the Canes.

P.S. Kiffin get Teddy Bridgewater 2011 QB 5 STAR -He is a great one down here and will be our QB savior!!!
 
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CeJayVols said:
Oh and by the way, gators-I'm glad your finally averaging 70,000 fans which is more than the Canes 20,000 they get for game day. Hell, Miami has high school games draw more fans than the Canes.

P.S. Kiffin get Teddy Bridgewater 2011 QB 5 STAR -He is a great one down here and will be our QB savior!!!
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Try 90,000.
 
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CeJayVols said:
Doesn't matter as this time next year, Gators will be without teblow, spikes and others and CUM will be off to either Notre Dame or Dallas Cowboys. Vols time is coming so enjoy your last horray Gators!!! :realmad:
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Perhaps I could enjoy my last "horray" if you will tell me what that is. :crazy:
 
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Two Bits that has to be the absoulute gayist crap i've ever heard. Florida fans yall think Kiffin is worried about Meyer doubt it he's been around the game just as long. hell if i was Kiffin i would talk crap to all the coaches just lets them no he's here and not gonna run. The game has to be played on the field by the players not the prima donna coaches they all get up in the morning and put there pants on the same way. Point being nobodys scared of lil urbie.
 
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phillip mccooter said:
Two Bits that has to be the absoulute gayist crap i've ever heard. Florida fans yall think Kiffin is worried about Meyer doubt it he's been around the game just as long. hell if i was Kiffin i would talk crap to all the coaches just lets them no he's here and not gonna run. The game has to be played on the field by the players not the prima donna coaches they all get up in the morning and put there pants on the same way. Point being nobodys scared of lil urbie.
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Meaning a practitioner of gayism?
 
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On topic, Forde pretty much said what 97% of all football experts have predicted.


He did it in a funny way though, one of the better writers on ESPN (or at least that I like to read)
 
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VOLinFL_ said:
On topic, Forde pretty much said what 97% of all football experts have predicted.


He did it in a funny way though, one of the better writers on ESPN (or at least that I like to read)
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I usually enjoy reading Forde. He knows how to mix in some humor to make it a good read. Meyer does actually remind me of a Vulcan...
 
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The Dash is predicting an absolute emasculation spiced by late timeouts and Meyer's delivering a Vulcan nerve pinch to Kiffin at the postgame handshake.
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and it doesnt work, and CLK knocks urban meyer into the year 2011 with a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick
 
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LOL! I'm not in favor of the substance of Forde's article, but his delivery is impeccable. He's always an entertaining read.
 
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