Hope you have a Happy Yuletides, Merry Christmas, Incredible Kwanza, and a Fanstastic Festival of Lights.
I also hope, whoever and whatever you are, that when the traditional spirit of the holidays is finally starting to crawl up your last nerve, you decide to take a deep breath, a deeper drink, and just go with gratuitous alliteration, half-heard smartass comments, and at least one more piece of pie than you really ought to.
Fat, jolly, and flying with the reindeer- that's how Santa's kept it up all these years......