Mens Room Etiquette

[Behr]

I host the parties and decide who is allowed to enter. You have this all wrong.

No, you're the one that has it all wrong.

 

[PEPPERJAX]

No, you're the one that has it all wrong.

Sigh

I guess denial is party of getting old behr. Go have a cookie and run along.

 

[malinoisvol]

 

[508mikey]

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TFG toe tappin

 

[vol445]

Was telling my son about this thread. He laughed said I choose any of them and if someone looks and I catch them I say trying to check out your ladies supper later

 

[Behr]

Sigh

I guess denial is party of getting old behr. Go have a cookie and run along.

 

[PEPPERJAX]

Billy C was a sick F***

Agreed

 

[GVF]

If all 3 urinals are empty...I take the middle one...gotta have a place to lay the nads off to the side.

 

[malinoisvol]

The middle urinal is for "Snow Skiers" only.

 

[Tin Man]

“Indoor skiers” is a term for those who snort powdered cocaine. “Snow bunnies “ refers to women who attach themselves to anyone dispensing powdered cocaine. Preemptively, yes, Weezer, “Snow Bunnies” can apply to trannies. You may imagine the circumstances.

 

[82_VOL_83]

I prefer to snort my whiskey and drink my cocaine.

 

[rocytop2624]

@VolNExile
@Orangeredblooded
How many times have each of you used a sink in an emergency?

this might need its own thread?

 

[Tin Man]

Once, at a music industry party, a label rep walked into an occupied restroom, whipped it out, and unloaded in the sink. This was in a Hilton Head hotel suite.

 

[508mikey]

Once, at a music industry party, a label rep walked into an occupied restroom, whipped it out, and unloaded in the sink. This was in a Hilton Head hotel suite.

while you watched and remembered

 

[theFallGuy]

while you watched and remembered

 

[rocytop2624]

You know how I know Tin Man is gay?

 

[volfanhill]

You know how I know Tin Man is gay?

Bc he made sweet sweet love to you?

 

[theFallGuy]

Bc he made sweet sweet love to you?

Oh chit

 

[rocytop2624]

Bc he made sweet sweet love to you?

No dummy. Because he watch a guy whip it out.

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

No dummy. Because he watch a guy whip it out.

Turn around, stick it out

 

[rocytop2624]

Turn around, stick it out

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Baby got back.

 

[GoDucks349]

Some decades ago I told my wife the old joke about the two guys standing at the urinals. One guy says "sure is cold" the second guy says "yea and deep too".

Well she was walking across a street to a court hearing (she worked for a law firm) and one of the guys says "sure is cold" and she just said "yea and deep too" both of the lawyers just froze in the middle of the street. Obviously knew the old joke, she just laughed.

 

[volfanhill]

No dummy. Because he watch a guy whip it out.

But it was you who whipped it out. That's how you know