Mens Room Etiquette

[malinoisvol]

You walk into the mens room at at a store. There are 3 urinals and all 3 are available. Which one do you choose? GO!

 

[Behr]

Souce picks the stall because he sits to pee.

 

[CubsFanTN]

 

[NorCalVol67]

Souce picks the stall because he sits to pee.

TFG waits until someone else walks in so he can use the one next to them.

 

[Behr]

 

[theFallGuy]

NorCal uses the women's room because let's face it, he tucks it in.

 

[PEPPERJAX]

How clean are the urinals? Do they have the pink piss pucks at the bottom?

Go with the second urinal if you are unsure.

 

[Behr]

That's such a nasty word for a non nasty word.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Etiquette? There's a damn rule to not use 2 unless 1 and 3 are occupied. Then you check the stall first.

 

[joevol33]

Pee outside

 

[508mikey]

You walk into the mens room at at a store. There are 3 urinals and all 3 are available. Which one do you choose? GO!

One with no urine on the floor

 

[Behr]

Etiquette? There's a damn rule to not use 2 unless 1 and 3 are occupied. Then you check the stall first.

Lulz at Gob liking this.

 

[malinoisvol]

Pepper, you like "Snow Skiing"?

Lulz

 

[PEPPERJAX]

Pepper, you like "Snow Skiing"?

Lulz

I am not a pecker checker. I will piss in the middle with no regrets. Can’t prevent envious fuggers.

 

[Souce]

Wtf

 

[Behr]

 

[theFallGuy]

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is that a GIF of Norcal finishing his 33rd martini at his "work lunch"?

 

[volfanbill]

Is one the closest or is that three? Guess it’s doesn’t really matter, but if all three are free, I’m going to the furthest one. Next guy that comes in better go to the closest. Only use the middle one if both outside ones are in use and you just absolutely can’t hold it.

 

[malinoisvol]

Glad he’s ok. Was it just something one off or could it be an reoccurring problem

Etiquette? There's a damn rule to not use 2 unless 1 and 3 are occupied. Then you check the stall first.

 

[volfanbill]

I’m very confused

 

[hmanvolfan]

A Tennessee guy and a Vanderbilt guy are in a public bathroom relieving themselves. The Tennessee guy finishes first and starts to go out the door and the Vandy guy said at Vanderbilt they teach us to wash our hands after using the urinal. The Tennessee guy said at Tennessee they teach us to not piss on our hands.

 

[rocytop2624]

I pee off the porch while doing the helicopter

 

[Behr]

I’m very confused

Mal is very confused or drunk.

 

[rocytop2624]

Is one the closest or is that three? Guess it’s doesn’t really matter, but if all three are free, I’m going to the furthest one. Next guy that comes in better go to the closest. Only use the middle one if both outside ones are in use and you just absolutely can’t hold it.

Hey if they want to see me then that's on them but they ain't getting none and I am sorry I crashed there confidence.

 

[Behr]