Meet "The Goon Squad"

[wildnkrazykat]

Wtf dude? You were so in, the normal thing totally blew it.

Don't give him false hope

 

[BadJerry20]

Still in training. Dammit I'll make it yet

Quick tell her you have 5 gallons of apple butter, a top hat, and a pet snake. Women love that shiz!

 

[BadJerry20]

Don't give him false hope

He needs some hope, the man is fighting pillows.

 

[BadJerry20]

Had a friend whose husband asked her to per on his feet in the shower lol

Translation, I once peed on my bf in the shower. You nasty kat

 

[BadJerry20]

Xanax and cronic masterbation. How bout you?

JDizzle!

 

[rockytop114]

We really dont give a s***.

Who's we?

You French

 

[JDogInDaHouse]

Drinking beer and eating Reese's cups

Jerry, can you translate this for me?

 

[rockytop114]

Xanax and cronic masterbation. How bout you?

Awesome

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Translation, I once peed on my bf in the shower. You nasty kat

No lol. Not even

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Had a friend whose husband asked her to per on his feet in the shower lol

Wtf!

 

[Wickerhead]

Quick tell her you have 5 gallons of apple butter, a top hat, and a pet snake. Women love that shiz!

I do have a quart of ky warming gel and a turkey baster

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Wtf!

He's just an old kinky bastard married to a girl 20 years younger than him lol. Not nasty or weird, a sweetheart who cries when his kids get fevers lol.

 

[Orangeslice13]

I do have a quart of ky warming gel and a turkey baster

Lulz

 

[BadJerry20]

Jerry, can you translate this for me?

Nasty bro

 

[BadJerry20]

No lol. Not even

Whatever you say.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

He's just an old kinky bastard married to a girl 20 years younger than him lol. Not nasty or weird, a sweetheart who cries when his kids get fevers lol.

If she does it for him she must be just as kink-A!

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

BJ, you and your girl get back together?

 

[wildnkrazykat]

If she does it for him she must be just as kink-A!

Yup lol. They have a semi-open marriage I guess u could say

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Sweet, they send you pics?

 

[wildnkrazykat]

BJ, you and your girl get back together?

Texy texy you are out of the loop. Her sexy ass threw a brick through his bedroom window afte seeing him out the other night

 

[BadJerry20]

I do have a quart of ky warming gel and a turkey baster

And we have a love connection peoples. Kat meet wicker.

He's a 47 year old bachelor that enjoys beating pillows, pooping in the litter box, and may or may not have a pit of doom that he plans on killing me in.

Wicker meet Kat

She's a firecracker of a women. She loves her Wildcats, peeing on her boyfriends, and dog collars.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Oh damn.............Did he get some poon when he was out?

 

[BadJerry20]

BJ, you and your girl get back together?

No sir, brick through the window officially ended that.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Oh damn.............Did he get some poon when he was out?

Idk. I can't remember anything after we left the restaurant...it's like I blacked out or something

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Idk. I can't remember anything after we left the restaurant...it's like I blacked out or something

I'm gonna guess he went home and fapped while crying to old nood pics of her.