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Lovely Jennifer Tilly
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A husband wrote the following letter for his wife
> and left it on the dining room table:
>
> "To My Dear Wife,
>
> You will surely understand that I have certain
> needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy.
> I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife.
> Therefore, after reading this
> letter I hope you will not wrongly interpret the fact that
> I will be spending the evening with my 18-year-old secretary
> at the Comfort Inn Hotel.
> Please don't be upset ~ I shall be back home
> before midnight."
>
> When the man came home late that night he found the
> following letter on the dining room table:
>
> "To My Dear Husband,
>
> I received your letter and thank you for your honesty
> about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this
> opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old.
> As you know I am a math teacher at our local college. I
> would like to inform you that while you read this I will
> be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students
> who is also the assistant tennis coach.
>
> He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old.
> As a successful businessman with an excellent knowledge
> of math you will understand that we are in the same situation,
> although with one small difference,........... 18 goes into 54
> a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
>
> Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow
> and left it on the dining room table:
>
> "To My Dear Wife,
>
> You will surely understand that I have certain
> needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy.
> I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife.
> Therefore, after reading this
> letter I hope you will not wrongly interpret the fact that
> I will be spending the evening with my 18-year-old secretary
> at the Comfort Inn Hotel.
> Please don't be upset ~ I shall be back home
> before midnight."
>
> When the man came home late that night he found the
> following letter on the dining room table:
>
> "To My Dear Husband,
>
> I received your letter and thank you for your honesty
> about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this
> opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old.
> As you know I am a math teacher at our local college. I
> would like to inform you that while you read this I will
> be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students
> who is also the assistant tennis coach.
>
> He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old.
> As a successful businessman with an excellent knowledge
> of math you will understand that we are in the same situation,
> although with one small difference,........... 18 goes into 54
> a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
>
> Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow
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