Marijuana -vs- Alcohol

which do you like better?

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#29
#29
pothead - a grown man who smokes pot even though he has children and is fully grown with lots of responsibilities.
 
#35
#35
Indianavol4eva said:
pothead - a grown man who smokes pot even though he has children and is fully grown with lots of responsibilities.
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#37
#37
Indianavol4eva said:
what's the real definition then, pothead?
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Someone who believes (1) any problem can be fixed by smoking marijuana, and (2) any activity is more enjoyable whilst stoned.
John: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"
Pothead: "Yeah sure, you wanna smoke a bowl?"
John: "I dunno man, my throat's been kinda sore lately."
Pothead: "Oh that's ok, a bowl will fix that."
John: "Really? Well I've got this Government test tomorrow too, so I probably shouldn't smoke."
Pothead: "Pot makes studying easier. You'll enjoy the subject more!"
John: "You're full of ****. Next you'll tell me weed can fix my chronic back pain and I should get high before visiting my grandma in the nursing home."
Pothead: "I'm glad you understand now. Got a lighter?"



Now you better get to bed Indy, those hardees biscuits wont make themselves in the morning.
 
#38
#38
BearCat204 said:
Someone who believes (1) any problem can be fixed by smoking marijuana, and (2) any activity is more enjoyable whilst stoned.
John: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"
Pothead: "Yeah sure, you wanna smoke a bowl?"
John: "I dunno man, my throat's been kinda sore lately."
Pothead: "Oh that's ok, a bowl will fix that."
John: "Really? Well I've got this Government test tomorrow too, so I probably shouldn't smoke."
Pothead: "Pot makes studying easier. You'll enjoy the subject more!"
John: "You're full of ****. Next you'll tell me weed can fix my chronic back pain and I should get high before visiting my grandma in the nursing home."
Pothead: "I'm glad you understand now. Got a lighter?"



Now you better get to bed Indy, those hardees biscuits wont make themselves in the morning.
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funny that the pothead thinks that im the one making hardees biscuits in the morning...
 
#41
#41
GoVols27 said:
depends what youre goal is... hang out with the guys either is a cool option.... going to a bar to pick up women... alcohol is the choice
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The phrase "I have an 8 back at my apartment" is by far the most effective pick-up line I have ever known.
 
#44
#44
Mary jane doesn't do nearly as much harm. I havn't slept with ugly chicks due to weed. I don't get in my car and cause a head on collision, and I don't fight other people.

I like alchohol fine, but from personal experience, I think the plant is superior
 
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#45
#45
Pretty much how I feel about it. I have had some good times with booze, but I have also had quite a few fails with it. Vomit, ugly/fat chicks, awful hangovers, the usual. The worst thing that's ever happened to me with weed is I once got way too high, broke into a little bit of a cold sweat, couldn't speak too well, and after about ten minutes found my bed and passed out.
 
#47
#47
ETA: Honestly I hold nothing against marijuana and I have plenty of friends who do it all the time. I've done my fair share... I would just rather sip on some cold ones if it came down to it.
 
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#50
#50
Ludes are for mental patients and pot makes people lazy and paranoid, ie stupid.
 
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