Man weeps in court over lost pants

#41
#41
Lawsuits like this make 99.9 percent of lawyers cringe because it is what gives us a bad name.
 
#42
#42
If you were SOOO concerned about having a bad name you would drop the gator on the end of yours and pick up a more tasteful monicker. For instance you might try Vol.....Lawvol.
 
#43
#43
None of this would have ever happened if the Chungs hadn't forgotten the ancient Chinese secret.
 
#44
#44
Lexvol said:
If you were SOOO concerned about having a bad name you would drop the gator on the end of yours and pick up a more tasteful monicker. For instance you might try Vol.....Lawvol.
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I think there is a Lawvol here, as a matter of fact.
 
#49
#49
More goodies:

Confucius say, Man who fart in church must sit in his own pew.
Confucius say, Man who fly airplane upside-down bound to have crack up.
Confucius say, Wife who puts man in dog house may find him in cat house.
Confucius say, Virgin like balloon — one prick, all gone.
Confucius say, Girl who have red hair have red hair, by cracky.
Confucius say, Man who lays girl on hillside is not on the level.
Confucius say, Man who lays girl in field gets piece on earth.
Confucius say, Man with athletic finger make broad jump.
Confucius say, Man who stand on toilet is high on pot
Confucius say, Man who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok.
Confucius say, Man who drop watch in toilet have crappy time.
Confucius say, Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Confucius say, Baseball got it all wrong — man with four balls cannot walk.
Confucius say, Man who marries girl with no bust have right to feel low down
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#50
#50
But wait, there's more:

Confucius Say...

  • Man who run in front of car get tired.
  • Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
  • Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.
  • War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
  • Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
  • Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
  • It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
  • Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
  • Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
  • Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
  • Don't eat the snow where the huskies go!
  • Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!
  • Man who lose key to apartment not get new key.
  • He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.
  • Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.
  • Man who sit on tack get point!
  • Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!
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