Man caught having Sex with Tree

[salutethehill]

 

[Cdywolfe]

Wait what... That's illegal?

 

[Coug]

Can you have sex with a tree? At best it's really masturbation against a tree.

 

[Falcons02]

the victim?

If lovin' you is wrong, then I don't wanna be right...

 

[dduncan4163]

Wait what... That's illegal?

You ain't been breaking the law have ya?

 

[dduncan4163]

If lovin' you is wrong, then I don't wanna be right...

Do they make splinter proof condoms?

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

the victim?

I can't stop laughing.

 

[Falcons02]

Do they make splinter proof condoms?

Au natural my friend.

 

[White Bread]

For what?

 

[governmentmule]

damn tree huggers

freaking trees have been leaving there uuuh tree sex all over my truck

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

There's a Woody Woodpecker joke there somewhere.

 

[YorkVol]

How old is the tree? Under 14 and he's a pedophile, but either way i see a shout gun wedding on his future

 

[mdrew27]

Does a bear sh*t.... I mean does a man have se...... Never mind

 

[InVOLuntary]

He's such a knotty boy.

Does tree sex make him limber?

Bet this tree never leaves him.

Does he pine for his tree when they're apart?

By the way, sex is a great workout for your trunk.

You're such a sap.

 

[JohnnyD1024]

Well I guess we now know who Groot's parents are.....

 

[Cyclopskiller]

I wish you all would stop judging me, it was one time.

 

[salutethehill]

the victim?

Photoshop Level: PhD

 

[malinoisvol]

Was it a fir tree?

Well its not a Cherry any longer. Lol

 

[malinoisvol]

When you got wood you..well..

Become a squirell looking for a nut?

 

[heartvols]

Was it consensual sex or rape?

 

[joevol33]

I'm not sure what's worse, this or the horse incident I recently read.

 

[AirVol]

Never seen white tree sap before.

 

[jp1]

Never seen white tree sap before.

If youve seen one youve seen em all.

 

[pismonque]

Dude shoulda just stayed home and stuck with the palm tree.

 

[vol_in_ar]

Dude shoulda just stayed home and stuck with the palm tree.

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