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Spartacavolus

Spartacavolus

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I need to laugh. Nothing has really been funny lately. Been raining for 2 days. That's not funny. Vols suck. Not funny. Titans? kinda funny. $2500 to repair truck. Not funny. Couple of FF posters, funny, in a got hit in the head type of funny. Stepping barefoot in dog poop at 3 am. Sorta funny. Having to pee two or 3 times a night for the past month. Lacks funny.

Somebody. Help a zoner out.
 
#5
#5
Nobody has helped so far. Football jokes won't cut it either.

Thought a zoner could count on the zone. Pitifizzle.
 
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#8
Nerd DIDN'T have relations with a dog involving peanut butter.









Just kidding, he definitely did.
 
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#11
saw thread title and thought it was a discussion of the '80's game show in which 2nd tier comedians did their best to make a contestant bust out laughing within 60 seconds
 
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#12
One day in the old west the U.S states government wanted to move all the Indians to a reservation.

The Head of State went to the the tribe and told the Indians that they had to move. The chief’s name was Bowels, and when he heard the Head of State tell the Indians that they were to move to the reservation, he replied, “Bowels no move”.

Well the Head of State heard this and thought that was just awful so he told the chief that he would send him to a doctor to straighten this out. The Chief figures that a “doctor” is the person to complain to so his people wouldn’t have to move to the reservation.

The next day the Chief goes into the doctor’s office and says, “Bowels no move.” Well, the doctor says, “That is terrible. I want you to take this pill three times a day and it will help.” The Chief figures if he takes the pill then his people can stay.

The next day the Chief comes back to the doctor’s office and once agian says, “Bowels no move.” The doctor says, “Take the pill 6 times a day.” The chief figures what the hell if it allows his people to stay on the reservation.

Well he comes back the next day and once again says, “Bowels no move.” The doctor says that he should now take the pill every hour so once again the chief does what the doctor says hoping it will help his people.

He comes back the next day walks into the doctor’s office and says “Bowels move now, teepee full of sh*t.”
 
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A teenager is walking dpwn the strop and a UT co-ed whispers to him, "BJ, five dollars". He gives her a strange look and keeps walking. Soon another co-ed does the same thing. Confused, he keeps walking. The first thing out of his mouth when he returned home was "Mom, what's a BJ?". His mom replies "Five dollars, just like downtown!".
 
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MG1968 said:
saw thread title and thought it was a discussion of the '80's game show in which 2nd tier comedians did their best to make a contestant bust out laughing within 60 seconds
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Make Me Laugh! I loved that show.........
 
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#16
When it gets dark out get a ski mask, a bottle of chloroform, and an old rag. Go to the mall parking lot and find yourself a honey. Good times right there...Might need some gloves too.
 
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wildnkrazykat said:
A teenager is walking dpwn the strop and a UT co-ed whispers to him, "BJ, five dollars". He gives her a strange look and keeps walking. Soon another co-ed does the same thing. Confused, he keeps walking. The first thing out of his mouth when he returned home was "Mom, what's a BJ?". His mom replies "Five dollars, just like downtown!".
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Kaaaaaaaaaaatttttt.........you should wash your mouth out with soap girl.........BJ jokes...gheez
 
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