Q: How did the Kentuckian break an arm and a leg raking leaves?
A: He fell out of the tree.
Q: Why do UK athletes write "TGIF" on the top of their shoes?
A: To remind them that Toes Go In First.
Did you hear about the Kentuckian who was throwing hand grenades across the Ohio River into Illinois?
The Illinois people were pulling the pins and throwing them back.
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