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TexasAggie12thMan said:
For those going to the game, seek out an Old Ag and he can provide better Aggie joke material than anything found in this thread.

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We used to enjoy poking fun at ourselves and the 101 Aggie Joke books were extremely popular and sold in the campus and area bookstores. Aggie jokes started to be discouraged during our quest to be a world-class university, and I kind of understand, but still miss that self-depreciating component.
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Gotta be able to laugh sometimes. I have a friend at church who told me tonight (we were talking about the game), that he made a delivery to college station a few years ago. He said it was a nice place.
 
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VolGee4 said:
I saw this post after I responded above. I knew Tim. Went to my church. Incredible kid. It was especially difficult because he passed away on the birthday of another friend of mine from church, who had passed away 2 years earlier.
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If you have any stories about him or that time, I'm sure the folks at TexAgs would really appreciate it if you shared that over there.
 
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An Aggie decides he wants to become a chicken farmer. So he buys a bunch of chickens and plants them head first in the ground. They all die within the first hour. So he buys more chickens, and plants them feet first in the ground. This time, the chickens live longer, but after about a week, they are all dead.

Perplexed, the Aggie heads over to campus and seeks out a professor in the Agricultural College to help him with his problems. The Aggie describes to the professor what has happened with his attempts at farming chickens, and the professor starts to get angry at hearing his story.

"How the hell do you expect me to help you without a soil sample?!?!?"
 
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Chano said:
If you have any stories about him or that time, I'm sure the folks at TexAgs would really appreciate it if you shared that over there.
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The only time I visit other sites is occasionally during the week of a game to see what the other fans are saying. I don't care to spend the time to register for other sites, and I try to focus on my own team. That said, feel free to cut and paste any of the following to your sites if you have a thread or forum devoted to such things.

I did not know Tim a very long time. Tim was a year behind me in school. If I recall, his family started coming to our church a couple of years before I graduated from high school. He was smart, kind, and just an excellent person. He was already successful, but he would have done great things as an adult. We both participated in the church youth choir, and I distinctly remember a show that we put on. My Mother was the director of a youth acting group, and he was very involved with that as well.

I remember exactly where I was when I heard about the bonfire accident. I was a sophomore at UT and living in Andy Holt Apartments. I woke up to check ESPN and saw the headline. I had a sick feeling because I knew that Tim was a freshman there. Not sure how long it took to find out, but I remember talking to my Mother that day about it.

As I said before, it was especially difficult because he passed away on the birthday of another close friend, who had passed away 2 years earlier. I believe Tim knew her but only briefly.

I know that Tim's parents moved to College Station and have been very active in the local community. I applaud them for that. Now that I have 3 kids of my own, I can't imagine what they went through. I recall reading a long ESPN article recently (maybe anniversary?), and Tim's parents were a part of that article.

I was actually born in Texas. I am a huge fan of the Rangers and Cowboys as my parents grew up in Dallas. I am a Volunteer because my Father was transferred to Tennessee when I was very young, and my older brother went to UT. I am very passionate about Tennessee, but once a Texan, always a Texan. My brother actually married an Aggie. He will be at the game this weekend with his son, and he will be a UT fan. But even though I didn't live very long in Texas, my roots will never go away.

I hope we see a great game. Best of luck to the Aggies after this weekend!
 
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Do you know why semen is white and urine is yellow?

So an aggie can tell if he's coming or going.....
 
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#93
You guys kinda suck at this.

A UT graduate went to the home of an Aggie and knocked on the door.
The Aggie opened the door, paid for the pizza and sent him on his way.


An old Aggie died and goes to Hell.
The devil is wandering around Hell one day, and sees the Aggie leaning against a tree smiling from ear to ear. The devil goes up to the Aggie and says why are you smiling this is Hell, there is nothing to smile about in Hell.
The Aggie smiles at the Devil and says the temperature here reminds him of warm Spring days in Texas.
The devil leaves and orders the temperature in Hell be raised by 20 degrees.
The next day, the Devil finds the Aggie sitting in the same spot fanning his head with his cowboy hat grinning from ear to ear.
Enraged, the devil runs up to the Aggie and demands to know what he is smiling about.
The Aggie grins at the Devil and says that the temperature reminds him of of those hot Summer July 4th nights at Luckenbach listening to Willie Nelson.
The Devil has had enough and decides to teach the Aggie a lesson and has the temperature in Hell lowered to freezing.
The Devil goes and finds the Aggie, but to his surprise the Aggie is laughing, Whooping and jumping up and down in glee. Thoroughly confused the Devil asks the Aggie why he is so happy and the Aggie replies MY AGGIES JUST WON THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP IN FOOTBALL!!!!!

Did you hear about the Aggie who moved to Tennesse?
He raised the IQ of both states
 
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