A test to see if you are a true South Carolina fan
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A seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.
One of your kids was born on a pool table.
Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.
Your house doesnt have curtains, but your truck does.
You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard.
You think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood.
If you refer to the fifth grade as, your senior year.
Youve ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sisters honor.
Its easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.
Youve been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.
Your aunt and your grandmother went to the funeral and had a fight over who gets to be the widow.
You can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.