Make fun of kentucky

#34
#34
Q: How did the Kentuckian break an arm and a leg raking leaves?
A: He fell out of the tree.

Q: How do you frustrate a Kentucky woman?
A: Put her in a round room and tell her expensive jewelry is hidden in the corner.

Q: How can you tell a Kentucky woman is confused?
A: She can't find her pencil and her tampon is behind her ear.

Did you hear about the Kentuckian throwing hand grenades across the Ohio River into Illinois?
Illinois people pulled the pins and threw them back.
 
#35
#35
Q: How did the Kentuckian break an arm and a leg raking leaves?
A: He fell out of the tree.

Q: How do you frustrate a Kentucky woman?
A: Put her in a round room and tell her expensive jewelry is hidden in the corner.

Q: How can you tell a Kentucky woman is confused?
A: She can't find her pencil and her tampon is behind her ear.

Did you hear about the Kentuckian throwing hand grenades across the Ohio River into Illinois?
Illinois people pulled the pins and threw them back.
Holy fug at bolded comments!
 
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