Q: How did the Kentuckian break an arm and a leg raking leaves?
A: He fell out of the tree.
Q: Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?
A: Because Kentucky sucks.
Q: Why do Kentucky athletes write TGIF on the front of their shoes?
A: To remind them...Toes Go In First.
Two Kentucky psychology majors were walking across campus when one asked the other, "Do you think a 1441 IQ is high"
His friend answered, "Yes."
The first one then asked, "But for the whole basketball team?"