Q: How did the Kentuckian break an arm and a leg raking leaves?
A: He fell out of the tree.
Q: How can you tell when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel?
A: When you tell the front desk clerk, "I've got a leak in my sink," and you're told to "go ahead."
Q: How do you get the entire state of Kentucky into the Ohio River?
A: Throw in a dollar bill.
Q: How do you get the entire state of Kentucky out of the Ohio River?
A: Throw in a bar of soap.