Make Fun of Florida/Jorts Thread (merged)

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#326
GoVols10 said:
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mullet guy likes it. :)
 
#329
#329
:mf_surrender: its over guys we already lost! NOT! come on lets sack this chump or Hiesman trophy winner lol lets just sack him.
 
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#334
w/ pictures?
 

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#337
#337
This is what happened when Tim Tebow tried out for the team

The huge college freshman decided to try out for the football team. "Can you tackle?" asked the coach.

"Watch this," said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters.

"Wow," said the coach. "I'm impressed. Can you run?"

"Of course I can run," said the freshman. He was off like a shot, and, in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash.

"Great!" enthused the coach. "But can you pass a football?"

The freshman hesitated for a few seconds. "Well, sir," he said, "If I can swallow it, I can probably pass it."
 
#340
#340
More Jokes I Found

What is the definition of safe sex down in Gainesville?
Placing signs on the animals that kick.
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What's the difference between a Gator and a bucket of manure?
The bucket.
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What's the best thing to come out of Gainesville?
I-75
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What does the average UF student get on their SAT's?
Drool.
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Why did Forrest Gump choose 'Bama over UF?
He wanted an academic challenge!
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There was an UF grad who bought a horse from a minister. The minister said, "Say 'Praise the Lord' to make him go, and 'Amen' to make him stop." The UF grad took the horse and left. They were galloping at quite a fast pace when they suddenly approached a cliff. The Gator forgot what to do, and kept on yelling, "Stop! Stop!" until he finally remembered. He then yelled "Amen," and the horse stopped. Seeing that they were saved and only a few inches away from the cliff, the Gator was rejoiced and yelled, "Praise the Lord!"
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What is the difference between a Gator fan's car and a Porcupine?
The Porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
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Three students went to the Olympics in Atlanta. One was a Nole, one was a cane and one was a gator. They had almost no money to start with so by the time they got to Atlanta they had no money for tickets to the events. The Seminole put a pair of sneakers around his neck, went up to the basketball venue and said "Johnson, Florida State University, basketball." The security guard let him in. The cane got the message. He put a pair of track shoes around his neck, went up to the track venue and said "Smith, University of Miami, track." The security guard let him in. The gator thought he had it. He saw a roll of barb wire by the side of the road, picked it up and threw it over his shoulder. He went up to the nearest venue and said "Miller, University of Florida, fencing."
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Top 10 Classes at UF.
1) Philosophy: Why Don't They Spell It with an "F" ?
2) Pre-Law Seminar: Age of Consent in 50 States
3) Sandwich Making: A Project Course
4) Hand-Shadow Workshop
5) Subtraction: Addition's Tricky Friend
6) Cliff's Notes vs. Monarch Notes: 2 Views of the Classics
7) Hooked on Phonics
8) The College Classroom: A Simulation
9) ABC's: An Extended Version
10) Literature: Coloring inside the lines
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What is the difference between Steve Spurrier and a litter of puppies?
Eventually, the puppies will grow up and stop whining.
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Four alumni were climbing a mountain one day. Each was from a different Florida school and each proclaimed to be the most loyal of all fans. As they climbed higher, they argued as towhich one of them was the most loyal of all. They continued to argue all the way up the mountain, and finally as they reached the top, the Miami grad hurled himself off the mountain, shouting, "This is for Miami! Go Canes!" as he fell to his doom. Not wanting to be outdone, the UCF grad threw himself off the mountain proclaiming, "This is for Cental Florida! Let's Go Knights!" Seeing this, the Florida State grad walked over and shouted, "This is for everyone!" and pushed the Gator off the side of the mountain.
 
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#343
ok now 2 things before yall click on my link
well maybe 3
1. i hope this does not get me banned. it does not show no private areas
2. its defanitly not my best work
3. i may have went a little over board with the whole making fun of the gators lol
http://i28.tinypic.com/2wh2nq1.jpg
 
#345
#345
i wanted to make its own thread, but im a little hesitant as to what the mods would say
 
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