Make Fun of Florida/Jorts Thread (merged)

[notaguru2]

I just about an hour ago found out that I am going to be a father.... So along with my excitement I vow to never let my child be caught wearing any form of jorts!
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You mean these jorts?

 

[govols182]

:lolabove:

 

[PandamoniumReigns]

I just about an hour ago found out that I am going to be a father.... So along with my excitement I vow to never let my child be caught wearing any form of jorts!
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Congrats on the lil one Lofton4Three!

Way to go! Let's hope you don't end up on The Maury Povich show!

 

[RiskManagementVol]

I just about an hour ago found out that I am going to be a father.... So along with my excitement I vow to never let my child be caught wearing any form of jorts!
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Hey man, congrats.....from one father to another, enjoy it because it is over before you know it.....

 

[NYYVol]

Hey man, congrats.....from one father to another, enjoy it because it is over before you know it.....

Thanks man. I'm switching between excitement and nausea by the minute...
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[Tampavolz]

Thanks man. I'm switching between excitement and nausea by the minute...
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Thats fantastic! Congratulations on the blessing. Now how are your pee wee football coaching skills?

 

[NYYVol]

Thats fantastic! Congratulations on the blessing. Now how are your pee wee football coaching skills?

I'm drawing up veer plays as I type...
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[VOLnMiami]

I just about an hour ago found out that I am going to be a father.... So along with my excitement I vow to never let my child be caught wearing any form of jorts!
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Congrats man! :good!:

 

[orange_fan_inVa]

calling Tebow gay is really just pathetic

lol i never said that myself, i know who you are talking to, but borat didnt consider him self to be either untill the new movie, but if you are impaled by a hudge rubber fist i think that seals the deal. besieds im not saying nothing here i wouldnt say to his face. remember gator nation ... TEWBOW HATES FORESKIN. and loves linebackers.

 

[BeecherVol]

I just about an hour ago found out that I am going to be a father.... So along with my excitement I vow to never let my child be caught wearing any form of jorts!
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Ah, so that is why you haven't been around much lately. Been busy I see. Congrats, and good luck man. I have two daughters, (4 and 2) and they are my pride.


:fireworks::fireworks:

 

[NYYVol]

Ah, so that is why you haven't been around much lately. Been busy I see. Congrats, and good luck man. I have two daughters, (4 and 2) and they are my pride.


:fireworks::fireworks:

Thanks man. Yea I've been out of the country for a couple months working and vacating. Had time to make a baby though! Who would have thought my favorite hobby actually served such a big purpose?
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[lawgator1]

I just about an hour ago found out that I am going to be a father.... So along with my excitement I vow to never let my child be caught wearing any form of jorts!
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So your boys can swim, huh?

Congrats!!!!epper:

 

[vols461]

I just about an hour ago found out that I am going to be a father.... So along with my excitement I vow to never let my child be caught wearing any form of jorts!
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Congrats man!! Hope momma and the little one are well.

 

[vols461]

So your boys can swim, huh?

Congrats!!!!epper:

At least one of them made it.

 

[orangedonkeypunch]

YouTube - Spring Practice

 

[NYYVol]

So your boys can swim, huh?

Congrats!!!!epper:

One of them must have had a Michael Phelps type stroke... Because Lord knows it had a long way to travel!
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[Volingatorland]

I don't mind these jorts.

I got accepted to UT and FSU.... I'm passing this up for my Vols! we have the hottest women in the SEC anyway

 

[erob3833]

Jealousy will eat you from the inside. Heisman trophy!! and a NC... your QB, not so much

thanks captain obvious.

 

[HeyBC]

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g308/ut9099/gators/meyer-finger.jpg

 

[HeyBC]

 

[HeyBC]

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g308/ut9099/gators/massengill-meyer.jpg

 

[HeyBC]

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g308/ut9099/gators/gators_sign.jpg

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g308/ut9099/gators/benny-hill-stadium-1.jpg

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g308/ut9099/gators/gainesville-sign800.jpg

 

[armchair]

thread like this. It's not easy making fun of a school that kicks your ass every year--the joke is on us.

 

[VOODOOVOL]

thread like this. It's not easy making fun of a school that kicks your ass every year--the joke is on us.

Joke is on you.
Stay in your armchair, let the men drive.
I lived in FL, there's plenty to make fun of.
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[Doyle Hargraves]

Tate Casey

Elephant Man

Why such a long face?