Make Fun of Florida/Jorts Thread (merged)

[KB5252]

i actually envisioned it in the reverse. lawgator wouldn't have a mullet.

If anything I think he would be more likely to have one of those pony tail mullets, desperately trying not to look like one of those kids people picked on in high school.

 

[KB5252]

I like your sideburns NC..or whatever that is. Seriously that guy reminds me of Joe Dirt

The case of "Natural Ice" is a great touch, very fitting.

 

[Etownvol]

yeah, I guess they were out of PBR.

 

[NCGatorBait]

I like your sideburns NC..or whatever that is. Seriously that guy reminds me of Joe Dirt

thanks bro..I did just grow my beard out though..gotta check my jorts supplies for this weekend

 

[Etownvol]

That's funny man. No short jorts though, deal?

 

[NCGatorBait]

i actually envisioned it in the reverse. lawgator wouldn't have a mullet.

funny thing is I dont ever envision lawgator and myself hanging out like that:dunno:

 

[Etownvol]

funny thing is I dont ever envision lawgator and myself hanging out like that:dunno:

Is that because even some gator fans have good taste?

 

[g8terh8ter_eric]

lol:lol:

Good one bro!

Well I just envisioned, law being your slave. You know carrying the beer and all.

 

[NCGatorBait]

Is that because even some gator fans have good taste?

I guess the ones that post here do :thumbsup:

 

[Etownvol]

I guess the ones that post here do :thumbsup:

I would agree

 

[ksushalovesthevols]

Awww, I actually like lawgator.

 

[g8terh8ter_eric]

Awww, I actually like lawgator.

With his Ivy League education I can understand why you do.

 

[ksushalovesthevols]

huh? i have no idea where the man went to school.

 

[NCGatorBait]

With his Ivy League education I can understand why you do.

they'd make a good couple...her SOUL MATE

 

[Etownvol]

Yeah but you also said Tebow had a nice body. Your validation just went out the window. just playin.

 

[TnBasketballFan]

silly tebow leave the gators alone


and the first i just found funny. im TN fan but thats funny right there

 

[TheTennesseeTom]

:kiss:

I guess I have no choice.

PS - You're cute. Will you be my boyfriend?

:kiss: Sure, Lets meet in vegas and be wild!

 

[TheTennesseeTom]

How can you tell if a University of Florida football player is married?

There is tobacco spit on both sides of his convertible.

 

[ksushalovesthevols]

:kiss:

:kiss: Sure, Lets meet in vegas and be wild!

what happens in vegas...

 

[TheTennesseeTom]

Nice!

 

[hohenfelsvol]

Meyer the crier

 

[TheTennesseeTom]

what happens in vegas...

Stays with you for the rest of your life...

 

[hohenfelsvol]

Nice!

Nice message but painted on the back of a man who clearly should not be seen in public without a shirt. And, I bet he left early to avoid the urine bottles.

 

[ksushalovesthevols]

Stays with you for the rest of your life...

no. that's what anullment is for, silly!

 

[TheTennesseeTom]

Looks like Tebow may win another award!