I'll do one...
wow.. oh my goodness.. my second game consisted of the most BORING player ever. He'd ALWAYS run the play clock down to 1-3 seconds before snapping it even with the clocked was freakin stopped.. so frustrating... and took forever to pick plays when on defense.
And his only offensive pass play was freakin outs to his running back or FB in the flats... he'd do it everytime so he only scored 3 points on me with his offense and that was before I knew what he was doing. But I ended up losing because I got too impatient with his stupid slow playing and threw 2 picks (1 in the endzone and 1 on my end that gave him 6) and I fumbled twice inside his 15... and that was 4 of my 5 posessions for the game since he ran so much clock out waiting for the play clock to run down... wow pissed me off I lost to such a bad, conservative player I dominated in stats... even if it was my 2nd game.