Lou Holtz: "It Won't Be Close"

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I don't know why i bother getting agitated listening to this coot, but it does irk me. His picks are nearly as accurate as those of a chicken, and it is sad to try and watch him talk. But, i guess they want him on TV for some reason, if anyone knows, please inform me.
 
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:furious3:I have finally had it up to my ears with that no coaching, no knowlege, make-up wearing, sprinkler talking, lisp monster!!!!!

He just said on College Football Live on ESPN2 that CAL had the best reciever in the nation, the best running back in the nation, and Longshore is one of the best in the nation, and that the Bears would win big, "Won't even be close" he said that with all of those great players and all of the "Problems at Tennessee, I would need an hour show to list all the problems at Tennessee!"

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AlabamaVolunteer said:
:furious3:I have finally had it up to my ears with that no coaching, no knowlege, make-up wearing, sprinkler talking, lisp monster!!!!!

He just said on College Football Live on ESPN2 that CAL had the best reciever in the nation, the best running back in the nation, and Longshore is one of the best in the nation, and that the Bears would win big, "Won't even be close" he said that with all of those great players and all of the "Problems at Tennessee, I would need an hour show to list all the problems at Tennessee!"

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Why are you upset? He just guaranteed us the win.
 
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now i'm really starting to worry that cal is going to lose. I'm totally serious btw.
 
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He also said "this is an hour long show - it does not give me enough time to get into the problems Tennessee has this year!" Can you believe this geezer? Saturday cannot get hear fast enough - GO BIG ORANGE!
 
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just started a thread about the same thing. Mods feel free to combine. (Like you need my permission)



But a point I forgot
Reece Davis stepped in at the end and said "Cal's defense was ranked in the nineties last year and they lost their all-american defensive player."

All the spitter could say was, "Reece you have been up for too long"
 
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we were ranked #2 in the pac-10 in points allowed. above that vaunted UCLA defense btw.
 
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He needs to get a beach home and take his slurred speach self to that beach home. I have never heard someone so ignorant on sports picks, and the thing is I think even the guys on ESPN realize it.
 
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dantheman617 said:
He needs to get a beach home and take his slurred speach self to that beach home. I have never heard someone so ignorant on sports picks, and the thing is I think even the guys on ESPN realize it.
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i'm sure when he predicted ND would beat LSU and USC last year, and USC this year, behind the scenes they were laughing their butt off at him.
 
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What happened to Trev Alberts, he was a wise arse now and then, but he was nowhere as ludicrous as Holtz.
 
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he got fired. I always thought he was a bit of an arse though. The worst guy was the guy ABC had on during halftime with doug flutie (who isn't exactly great himself). that big fat bald guy from ND, I'm blanking on his name. something taylor maybe?
 
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We also led the league in turnovers and redzone defense. And gave up A LOT of yards while up by 4 tds.
 
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droski said:
he got fired. I always thought he was a bit of an arse though. The worst guy was the guy ABC had on during halftime with doug flutie (who isn't exactly great himself). that big fat bald guy from ND, I'm blanking on his name. something taylor maybe?
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Aaron Taylor I always thought he looked like a dufus with a three piece suit and a pair of Converse
 
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Granny Clampett needs to worry about fixing more vittles instead of spitting out football nonsense. BTW, Granny said ND would win 10 games this year. What a shocker.
 
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Granny usually has his head up his arse so far I don't know how he keeps from suffocating........
 
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