Look kids . . . It's a Bammer

#8
#8
What will Saban do when all of his players are in the big house? Can we rename your stadium "The Big House"?
 
#9
#9
Woodbury you could have a great time on this site but this is not a good way to introduce yourself Bro. Got twelve and role tide rev, tuskaloosa all do fine.
 
#10
#10
Announcer: Bud Light Presents, "Real Men of Genius"


Backup singer: Reaaaaal Men Of Genius

Announcer: Today we salute you, Mr. Delusional, Irrational Alabama Fan.

Backup singer: Mr. Delusional, Irrational Alabama Faaaaaan!

Announcer: Season after season, year after year, you try to justify your

absurdly high preseason ranking.

Backup singer: Why aren't we number one?

Announcer: You scramble to make futile attempts at damage control when


The Tide lose to a grossly inferior opponent.

Backup singer: Time to hire a new cooooooooach!!

Announcer: Inevitably, you'll bring up the past, and boast of championships


won 20 years before you were born.

Backup singer: Those were the daaaaaays!

Announcer: You will point out that you have more wins than any other


program, as though that is relevant to the current season.


Backup singer: Been playing since the 1880s!

Announcer: Go on, ignore that home loss to your archrivals in the


regular season finale and continue to believe that you'll defeat your bowl


opponent with striking ease.

Backup singer: We'll win by thirteeeeeeey!

Announcer: So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Emperor of Excuses,


and take comfort knowing that when you don't finish in the top 25, you'll be

back to number three when the preseason polls come out next year.

Backup singer: Mr. Delusional, Irrational Alabama Fan
 
#17
#17
unproven ( hey he won a national title in college ball)
LSU
Now he has some real ball players so look out. We don't have the vols payroll but we'll get there.
 
#23
#23
saban is our new king baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Only until he loses...then you will all wise up to the fact that he actually isn't the Bear and...feeling the heat...Saban will swear he's not leaving for another job while the ink is drying on the contract with his next team
 

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