The Athletics department should hand one out at a time the last regular season game. Every person that gets one gets their hand marked with ink that will take days to come off, possibly requiring kerosene, so nobody tries to go back to the gate staff to get a second one. Make the announcement tomorrow so the market for these greedy thieves is hurt quite a bit. Yes, I am sure there is a decent cost in making these, but get some company to sponsor the giveaway.—Side note, strangest giveaway I ever got at a ballgame. Years ago, before the Meadowlands Arena was built, the New Jersey ( now Brooklyn) Nets played at Rutgers. The Nets were playing the Seattle SuperSonics . The Nets had a promotion called Mount Saint Helens Night after the volcano erupted in Washington. Everyone got a keychain with certified ash from the volcano inside the keychain.