Let's make fun of Florida

[MemphisVol77]

Man, half our fanbase convinced themselves Jon Gruden was coming here, 3 different times.

Soon

 

[deatojl]

I was in one sense pleased with how UF played on the road at Ole Miss, but fact is the Gators got lucky a bunch to make it close and Ole Miss was clearly the better team.

The game is at night, at the Swamp, but its also the weekend before t giving and that will reduce the rowdy student section by some margin. Fully expect UT to win, perhaps close for first half, but UT has the better team and will pull away.

I think you are spot on regarding the ole Miss game. It’s easy to look at the score and say the gators gave them all they could handle. While they certainly showed a lot more fight than they did against Kentucky, they were outgained 538 to 326. The game really never should have been close.

 

[VOLifornia]

 

[feathersax]

It's Florida week, let's have some fun at their expense. I'll start with the classic speech from the floor of the US House by convicted criminal Corrine Brown.

The ultimate dig at Florida. That speech still makes me laugh after all these years.

 

[feathersax]

Go Gayta...



Didn't she end up in jail or some such?

Yep. Corrine Brown, a former U.S. Congresswoman, was convicted on multiple charges related to a fraudulent charity scheme and sentenced to prison, but her conviction was later overturned and she pleaded guilty to a tax charge.

 

[Jax_Vol]

Yep. Corrine Brown, a former U.S. Congresswoman, was convicted on multiple charges related to a fraudulent charity scheme and sentenced to prison, but her conviction was later overturned and she pleaded guilty to a tax charge.

Yup...typical gator

 

[HollowaytoSeivers]

Some Florida observations:

Nightmares in other states are just visions of what's really going on in Florida.

People in Florida say they don't have roaches, just "palmetto bugs." What's the difference? A palmetto bug is a roach with wings.

Two elderly ladies were sitting in the doctor's office. One lady says to the other one, "I can't see, I can't hear, and I can barely walk. Thank God I can still drive."

 

[GleasonVol]

How about we just kick the out of them then make fun of the pompous 's

 

[Tman44]

I was going to create a Florida look alike thread until I went to their website. After looking at those poor boys, I thought no one on VolNation wanted to look at pics of UF players next to mops.

 

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[OleRockyTopTennessee]

Let’s worry about beating them at their place for the first time in forever.

 

[stolitonic]

Whenever I am feeling a bit down-I pull up this jewel.

In my mind it's like something out of a 3 Stooges skit.

Someone swinging a frying pan. Someone named Tay Bangs. It's perfect

Report: Florida football players involved in confrontation with gambler named Tay Bang that involved airsoft guns, frying pan, rocks

This 'Anchorman' fight scene remake might be the most Florida football men beef ever.

www.nbcsports.com

 

[HooahVol]

 

[HooahVol]

 

[Jax_Vol]

Q: How do you keep an alligator out of your yard?



A: Put up a goal post

 

[PC Jr.]

99 grad here … I say hold off on the making fun until AFTER the game. Many times Tennessee should have won and didn’t.

 

[TNnative]

I don't think it was ever that many. I never participated in that nonsense.

Well, in defense of those who did: We were looking to replace Derek Dooley, Butch Jones, & Jeremy Pruitt.

 

[VFL-82-JP]

99 grad here … I say hold off on the making fun until AFTER the game. Many times Tennessee should have won and didn’t.

Jokes about the Gators never arrive too early, nor too late, they are always precisely on time.

 

[RandomUTfan]

Well, in defense of those who did: We were looking to replace Derek Dooley, Butch Jones, & Jeremy Pruitt.

Absolutely. No judgement whatsoever. I was in the mire with all of those folks trying to convince me Gruden was coming. I used to get random dms from people I never talk to who said they knew a guy who said a contract had been signed with Gruden. I never believed it but I am not judging anyone for doing so. We are all on different paths towards the same goal. All of us deserve each other's patience and a little grace.

 

[Flipdaddy]

As much as I would love too, I can’t , they’ve been beating our butts for 3 decades. Since 1990 they are 26-9 against us.

 

[Jax_Vol]

 

[maryvillenative]

99 grad here … I say hold off on the making fun until AFTER the game. Many times Tennessee should have won and didn’t.

That's true. So let's enjoy enjoy it while we can

 

[Alpino Caprone]

Well, in defense of those who did: We were looking to replace Derek Dooley, Butch Jones, & Jeremy Pruitt.

And Napier is the anal love child of 2of those guys, DNA will be needed to confirm which 2….

 

[coachchia]