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It’s Those guys week.
We hate them
They hate us
It’s like being at your 2nd wife removed family reunion and they out of chicken

Let’s play out a scenario:

It’s late in the 4th
Around 2 to go
The Vols are on the 40
Gray breaks one
Down at the 25

1 minute left....

JG under center
The ball is snapped
7 step drop
DWA starts his route
Selling the block
Slipping behind the LBs
Jennings pulling a double
DWA is open at the 5
The ball is in the air
Like a roll of Charmin
It floats through the air
Ball game....

Does he catch it?
Does this forgive JG?
Are you.... A believer?
 
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Vfl2407 said:
They don’t hate us.
They hate FSU and UGA.
We are irrelevant.
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They pity us.

OP is trying too hard. If the sun erupts into a supernova in the fourth quarter, will the game still count?
 
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#8
Tldr. No I’m kidding. Let’s watch us compete and lose. Because that’s what we do vs Florida.
 
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#9
We are going to line up and push them around. We are going to run all over them with 8 and 9nin the box. Stretch zone and toss sweep all day.
 
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#12
Not what you wanted, OP, but here's a different slant on your thread idea.

The last time UT beat UF in Gainesville was 2003.
The last victory in the swamp:
I couldnt watch the game in HDTV and couldn't DVR it. I couldn't check scores on my smartphone or post about it from my tablet. I couldn't connect the radio broadcast to my speakers via Bluetooth. I couldn't discuss it by Tweets or on FaceBook. Because all those daily things are more recent than our last Swamp win.
 
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Freak's first post which still opens when clicked is Oct 2003. Volnation is more recent than our last Swamp victory.
 
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Dudleys87 said:
It’s Those guys week.
We hate them
They hate us
It’s like being at your 2nd wife removed family reunion and they out of chicken

Let’s play out a scenario:

It’s late in the 4th
Around 2 to go
The Vols are on the 40
Gray breaks one
Down at the 25

1 minute left....

JG under center
The ball is snapped
7 step drop
DWA starts his route
Selling the block
Slipping behind the LBs
Jennings pulling a double
DWA is open at the 5
The ball is in the air
Like a roll of Charmin
It floats through the air
Ball game....

Does he catch it?
Does this forgive JG?
Are you.... A believer?
Click to expand...

I'm not a believer because UF gets the ball back with less than a minute to go. We look like a middle school defense and we choke it away...
 
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Dudleys87 said:
It’s Those guys week.
We hate them
They hate us
It’s like being at your 2nd wife removed family reunion and they out of chicken

Let’s play out a scenario:

It’s late in the 4th
Around 2 to go
The Vols are on the 40
Gray breaks one
Down at the 25

1 minute left....

JG under center
The ball is snapped
7 step drop
DWA starts his route
Selling the block
Slipping behind the LBs
Jennings pulling a double
DWA is open at the 5
The ball is in the air
Like a roll of Charmin
It floats through the air
Ball game....

Does he catch it?
Does this forgive JG?
Are you.... A believer?
Click to expand...
If it floats, and its late(as usual), over the middle........it is picked. Period. This is Florida.
 
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Dudleys87 said:
It’s Those guys week.
We hate them
They hate us
It’s like being at your 2nd wife removed family reunion and they out of chicken

Let’s play out a scenario:

It’s late in the 4th
Around 2 to go
The Vols are on the 40
Gray breaks one
Down at the 25

1 minute left....

JG under center
The ball is snapped
7 step drop
DWA starts his route
Selling the block
Slipping behind the LBs
Jennings pulling a double
DWA is open at the 5
The ball is in the air
Like a roll of Charmin
It floats through the air
Ball game....

Does he catch it?
Does this forgive JG?
Are you.... A believer?
Click to expand...

Only downside is we are down 17 and @k-town_king points out how JG had a great passing rating against the prevent defense at the end..
 
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Nationdom said:
We are going to line up and push them around. We are going to run all over them with 8 and 9nin the box. Stretch zone and toss sweep all day.
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So you've become a Florida fan huh? Gotta agree, that's exactly what the Gators are gonna do to us.
 
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McDad said:
Not what you wanted, OP, but here's a different slant on your thread idea.

The last time UT beat UF in Gainesville was 2003.
The last victory in the swamp:
I couldnt watch the game in HDTV and couldn't DVR it. I couldn't check scores on my smartphone or post about it from my tablet. I couldn't connect the radio broadcast to my speakers via Bluetooth. I couldn't discuss it by Tweets or on FaceBook. Because all those daily things are more recent than our last Swamp win.
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Damn man? 😔
 
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