Lessons Learned From The Endzone Tailgate

#51
#51
Hobock said:
Same here, brah. Voice..it gone. I'm pretty sure I sexually assaulted the guy in front of me when we blocked the punt.
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I moved up to sit with Slice, Tex and Blu. They had nosebleeds and the jumbotron was blocked by the terrace. I kept sticking my ass in this old GA ladies face bending over to see the shatty replays of bad calls. Three cops started coming up. I thought I was a goner. We yelled our asses off fourth quarter. Never sit down. Glad to see Neyland finally rocking
 
#53
#53
The space time continuum was ripped to shreds with that collection of imaginary friends.
 
#54
#54
Hobock said:
Same here, brah. Voice..it gone. I'm pretty sure I sexually assaulted the guy in front of me when we blocked the punt.
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would be a good snl skit. Dude moves to a new town and gets humped on at football games when big plays happen.
And even when they don't.
 
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#58
Spartacavolus said:
would be a good snl skit. Dude moves to a new town and gets humped on at football games when big plays happen.
And even when they don't.
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Great idea. 2 yards and a cloud of dust and some guy starts humping his leg. There's a solid skit somewhere in that.
 
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Woke up to this bastage this morning. Scared the sh!t outta me when he stood up the bed of My3* truck bed.
 
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#63
Hobock said:
Great idea. 2 yards and a cloud of dust and some guy starts humping his leg. There's a solid skit somewhere in that.
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standing in line to get a game dog while watching a big play turns into a youpornesque train of humping
 
#70
#70
After spraying Febreze, picking up My3*'s roaches, and TEX's empty beers, the rental car was returned without incident.
 
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