Legend Chuck Norris Turns 80!

[MontyPython]

Let em rip!

 

[Otis1105]

Chuck Norris and Two cowboys are sitting around a campfire. The youngest cowboy says, "Last week, a mammoth bull gored 10 men on the range, but I stepped in and wrestled it to the ground with nothing but my bare hands."

Not wanting to be outdone, the second cowboy says, "That's nothing. Two days ago, I was attacked by a 10-foot rattler, but I caught it in mid-strike and ripped off its head with my teeth."

Chuck just sat there quietly, stirring the fire with his penis.

 

[pismonque]

Chuck Norris can throw an AARP card clean through a can of Metamucil.

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

I didn't know i have the same birthday as Chuck Norris.

 

[volinbham]

Chuck Norris went to a feminist convention and came back with a sandwich and his shirt ironed.

 

[Ernest T. Vol]

Chuck can kick start a 747.

 

[volinbham]

Time waits for no man...

but it waits for Chuck Norris

 

[volfanhill]

The T-Rex in Jurassic Park wasn't chasing the SUV’s, it was running away from Chuck Norris

 

[volinbham]

Chuck Norris has the Corona virus...in a headlock

 

[pismonque]

Give Chuck another 15 years and I think I could take him.



Oh wait. Also, I have to go back 15 years. From now. And probably train some.