Legal aid thread

[SDV]

Tell the judge you were about to **** your pants so were speeding to get to a restroom

 

[VolsFan4Ever-11]

Tell the judge you were about to **** your pants so were speeding to get to a restroom

I've done that a few times with cops and it has worked every time!

 

[joeydupree]

I had a cop say he was smelling something in the car and asking if I had been smoking weed. I had farted right before he pulled me over. Smelled similar to skunk.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

I've done that a few times with cops and it has worked every time!

Really?

I always say you passed x amount of restrooms till you got to me.

 

[VolsFan4Ever-11]

Really?

I always say you passed x amount of restrooms till you got to me.

It's according to where I'm at. I've never tried it right in the city, but it works if you're on your way towards a city or even small town. Doubt it would really work in the city.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

It's according to where I'm at. I've never tried it right in the city, but it works if you're on your way towards a city or even small town. Doubt it would really work in the city.

Highway/expressway?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

The best is you passed a rest area

 

[VolsFan4Ever-11]

Highway/expressway?

Highway.

Also I travel about a 30-40 mile stretch quite frequently with literally nothing in between.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Highway.

Also I travel about a 30-40 mile stretch quite frequently with literally nothing in between.

Poor planning on your part............

 

[joeydupree]

Poor planning on your part............

You stfu.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Why is anyone still proffering opinions, OE just nailed it?

 

[joeydupree]

Why is anyone still proffering opinions, OE just nailed it?

You stfu too.

 

[VolsFan4Ever-11]

Poor planning on your part............

Eh not really. We take family trips to Big South Fork National Park all the time and that's they way we have to go. Would be nice if there was more in between where I live and there though.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Eh not really. We take family trips to Big South Fork National Park all the time and that's they way we have to go. Would be nice if there was more in between where I live and there though.

Whose fault would it be?

 

[VolsFan4Ever-11]

Whose fault would it be?

My parents for having our house where it is. lulz

 

[Nerd-Vol]

You ever had sex in the back of your cruiser?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

You ever had sex in the back of your cruiser?

Wth

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Wth

Yes or no question, boy.

 

[joeydupree]

Lol

 

[theFallGuy]

You ever had sex in the back of your cruiser?

wtf

 

[DynamiteMcGhee]

That question could be more awkward if OE rolled with a dog in the car.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Boom!

 

[Nerd-Vol]

OE's silence lets me know that he often porks people in the back of his police cruiser.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Yes or no question, boy.

No

 

[OrangeEmpire]

OE's silence lets me know that he often porks people in the back of his police cruiser.

Terms of space there is no room in the back seat.