last 2 minutes of the florida game this year

#51
#51
2:00 min left

Florida has the ball down 30-26. They start there drive on there own 36 yrd line. Tebow runs the clock down as he drives the field. It appears as if Tennessee is going to blow it. I am probably at this point cussing at the TV. Well, with :10 sec left and FL with the ball on UT 3 yard line Tebow snaps the ball drifts back to pass. Of course we are coming at him. He does his little jump pass to the tight end. Well, I am almost crying tears of sadness at this point. When out of no where is this number 14. Its an orange and white blurr, but all I hear is the commentators going insane as the speak of this guy named Berry intercepting the ball and running down the field. I thought I was dreaming and so I pinched myself, but I didn't wake. So, I thought maybe I am in a comma so I grabbed a beer bottle and shattered it across my head. Well, nothing happened. This must be really happening I thought. Moral of the story is we just beat Florida in the swamp! Final score Tennessee 37 Florida 26. Last thing I saw before I ran out in the streets to party like CRAZY was Kiffin leading the Pride of the Southland to the beautiful sound of Rocky Top in the swamp ALL NIGHT LONG!!!:dance2::rock:! Now how is that for a dream?
 
#52
#52
With all the qbs hurt they call me and I lead ut to victory. And then go smack the heck outta meyer.
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#53
#53
if you could choose how the final two minutes go at the swamp this year. how would they go? score and everything, the big plays and all of it. just your dream 2 minutes. heres mine.

2 minutes left
florida 28
tennessee 24 1st and 10 for florida at their own 25

1st down - two yard rush TO UT
2nd down - five yard rush by tebow TO UT
3rd down 1:50 left - tebow rushes, hit by chris walker, fumble, berry picks it up and runs in for TD

1:32 left
tennessee 31
florida 28


then skip ahead and florida is at the UT 40 with 25 seconds to go, tebow rolls out gets DRILLED by rico mccoy when he throws and berry picks off the pass and the FEW ut fans that are in the swamp storm the field in gainsville in front of tebow, meyer and all of them.

(tebow leaves field crying)


not sure but I can guess I'll be polishing off the last beer in the fridge and looking for the wife to go buy me more. I will probably mutter something about "we'll get em next year" and drift off to sleep.

yeah well let us 'dream' and F being realistic, we can be realistic on the 19th of september when we realistically upset florida


it was a dream. Realistically there is no way I run out of beer

:lolabove::lolabove:
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#54
#54
Realistically, we're down by 2 touchdowns watching Tebow running for a first down on 4th and 2 at the UT 25.

With 27 seconds left, Tebow calls a time out and then Gators take 3 incomplete shots at the endzone. Down to 2 seconds on the clock, Tebow fires the final shot into the endzone for the final score of the day.

UF wins by 20.
 
#55
#55
If Tebow is throwing passes with 30 seconds left, I think someone should and will give him a Willis McGahee knee...
 
#56
#56
Crompton throws a jump pass to nuke to cut it to one... Lane says he didnt come here for ot..we go for 2 and run an end around to teague to win by 1... I would probably be in the hospital for a week if this happens... I would love to be up about 45-0 though so I can just sit and watch the rest of the game in peace. A jump pass against them would make my day though... its not like its that hard
 
#57
#57
Two minutes left and Gator's punt with a 34-0 lead.

Vols can't field an OL after an 3 hours of 95 degrees and 95% humidity in the loudest most poorly ventilated stadium in the western hemisphere. UT takes a knee three times and the game ends.

UT's defense plays outstanding but two pick sixes and a fumble make it easy on the Gators. UT fans are happier w/ the outcome than Gator fans who wanted minimum of 50.
 
#58
#58
This thread reminds me of the dream you have of being with a Playboy bunny and then you wake up and the depressing reality sets in that you've been married for 15 years and have 3 kids.
 
#59
#59
Speaking of having just realized mine was a dream, I should add that at the end of the game above, Urban Meyer complains to his AD about not being able to go for the 2 point conversion even though time had expired.

His AD complains to the SEC commissioner who, after bing denied a rule change by the NCAA, gives Kiffin a verbal reprimand for mocking CUM about UF not being able to go for 2 in his post game comments.
 
#60
#60
I was gonna post a pipe dream but I will be honest and just hope it is close and we are in it...I hate to be the realistic one so sorry!
 
#61
#61
I was gonna post a pipe dream but I will be honest and just hope it is close and we are in it...I hate to be the realistic one so sorry!

The point of the thread is that it's the way YOU want it to go, not the prediction.
 
#64
#64
2 mins left in the game...

Tennessee down by 3 touchdowns...

Bobby Boucher runs onto the field and badda bing....
with 1:30 left in the game, Tennessee holds a 12 pt lead.

Game ends with Tebow getting sacked (by Boucher, natch), breaking his left arm.
For the rest of the season, Tebow goes for the Heisman using his right hand to throw 2 ft passes like a 12 yr old girl.
 
#65
#65
I would enjoy a "stumbled and fumbled" moment to humble tebow, with mccoy, eb, walker or someone picking up the fumble. And just like Travis Henry 5 times for the TD, I would enjoy seeing Bryce Brown just pound it down their throats, expiring the clock, and scoring the game winning TD.

As much as I would love for that to happen, and see tebow get so humbled, the media will probably spin it into how we lucked into the win and shuld have lost, and thus kiffin is the worst coach ever, and completely ignore tebows failure
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#66
#66
2 mins left in the game...

Tennessee down by 3 touchdowns...

Bobby Boucher runs onto the field and badda bing....
with 1:30 left in the game, Tennessee holds a 12 pt lead.

Game ends with Tebow getting sacked (by Boucher, natch), breaking his left arm.
For the rest of the season, Tebow goes for the Heisman using his right hand to throw 2 ft passes like a 12 yr old girl.

:eek:lol::eek:lol::eek:lol:
 
#68
#68
2:00 left; Florida 13 Tennessee 10.

Tennessee has just scored a TD on their last drive. Florida starts on their own 38 after a good KO return. Two consecutive hand-offs to Demps gets the gators 7 yards and it is now 3rd and 3. Tebow from the shotgun, looking to throw. Pressure comes from the DE flushing Tebow out of the pocket. Tebow finds room up the middle to mid-field when a Tennessee LB grabs his ankles. as Tebow's momentum is stopped, A blinding orange and white flash comes from nowhere and smashes Tebow before he reaches the ground. Its Berry!!! The ball squirts free and is recovered by the Vols!! Tebow is slow to get up. In his concussion filled stupor he inadvertantly starts walking toward the Tennessee sideline and trainers have to escort him to the Gator sideline. I am near melt-down mode with excitement at this point.

Tennessee now has the ball on their own 47 with 1:15 left; all timeouts remain for the Vols. Tennessee lines up in the I-formation. Give, Brown; he breaks it up the middle for a 20 yard gain and a Tennessee first down to the Florida 33. Visions ofTravis Henry against Arkansas in 1998 now pop into my head. Tennessee doesn't use a timeout and quickly lines up and catches Florida napping with another run by Brown up the middle for 12. Tennessee now has a first down with 39 seconds to go. Kiffin immediately uses a timeout and CBS cuts to a commercial. I now have to walk out into the yard and calm down a minute. Leaning my head against a tree with my heart pounding, I tell myself that it is only a game, and the sun will come up tommorow no matter what. I head back to the TV just in time for the game to come back on. Tennessee is lined up in the I once again. Give, Brown he breaks it to the outside and scampers out of bounds for a 7 yard gain. Spikes intentionally hits him late out of bounds and flags fly. Spikes is angry at the flags and removes his helmet on the field curses an official and is tossed out of the game by the refs. Meyer is livid as tears of anger stream down his face. Half the distance to the goal and an automatic first leaves the Vols with a first and goal at the Gator 7 with :32 ticks left on the clock. Tennessee lines up with 3 wide to the right. Its a toss to Brown to the right, he cuts it back toward the middle and makes it down to the 2 yard line. Meyer now calls a timeout with :26 left on the clock to preserve time for his offense. The Vols line up; second and goal from the 2. Toss sweep to Brown. He cuts toward the corner of the end zone two Gator defenders stand in his way as it looks he may take a loss on the play. He lowers his head and crashes into the Gator defenders knocking them backwards and using his leg strength to fight his way in for a Vol touchdown!!! Verne Lunquist growls out the words touchdown Tennessee!! As the CBS crew now begins to show pictures of emotionally crushed Gator fans and players. The PAT makes the score Tennessee 17, Florida 13, with :21 seconds left. I now run a couple of drunken laps around the house in excitement and returnin time to see Brandon James fielding the Florida KO return. James accelerates through an opening and looks like he is going to break into the open field. He makes a cut around a Tennessee defender and then is decleated by Nick Reviez at the florida 46. A flag lays on the field. Florida is penalized for an illegal block in the back. Meyer is madder then ever. With only :15 seconds left the Gators are backed up at their own 18 yard line. Tebow somehow comes back onto the field. From the Shotgun he is pressured after receiving the snap and gets rid of the ball deep down field. Rogan makes a diving interception at the Tennessee 45. Tebow walks off the field in tears as the Tennessee offense lines up in the victory formation with :09 seconds left. The players and fans celebrate wildly on the field and Meyer leaves the field without even shaking Kiffins hand. I am hung over for 3 days from the after game celebration.
 
#69
#69
2:00 left; Florida 13 Tennessee 10.

Tennessee has just scored a TD on their last drive. Florida starts on their own 38 after a good KO return. Two consecutive hand-offs to Demps gets the gators 7 yards and it is now 3rd and 3. Tebow from the shotgun, looking to throw. Pressure comes from the DE flushing Tebow out of the pocket. Tebow finds room up the middle to mid-field when a Tennessee LB grabs his ankles. as Tebow's momentum is stopped, A blinding orange and white flash comes from nowhere and smashes Tebow before he reaches the ground. Its Berry!!! The ball squirts free and is recovered by the Vols!! Tebow is slow to get up. In his concussion filled stupor he inadvertantly starts walking toward the Tennessee sideline and trainers have to escort him to the Gator sideline. I am near melt-down mode with excitement at this point.

Tennessee now has the ball on their own 47 with 1:15 left; all timeouts remain for the Vols. Tennessee lines up in the I-formation. Give, Brown; he breaks it up the middle for a 20 yard gain and a Tennessee first down to the Florida 33. Visions ofTravis Henry against Arkansas in 1998 now pop into my head. Tennessee doesn't use a timeout and quickly lines up and catches Florida napping with another run by Brown up the middle for 12. Tennessee now has a first down with 39 seconds to go. Kiffin immediately uses a timeout and CBS cuts to a commercial. I now have to walk out into the yard and calm down a minute. Leaning my head against a tree with my heart pounding, I tell myself that it is only a game, and the sun will come up tommorow no matter what. I head back to the TV just in time for the game to come back on. Tennessee is lined up in the I once again. Give, Brown he breaks it to the outside and scampers out of bounds for a 7 yard gain. Spikes intentionally hits him late out of bounds and flags fly. Spikes is angry at the flags and removes his helmet on the field curses an official and is tossed out of the game by the refs. Meyer is livid as tears of anger stream down his face. Half the distance to the goal and an automatic first leaves the Vols with a first and goal at the Gator 7 with :32 ticks left on the clock. Tennessee lines up with 3 wide to the right. Its a toss to Brown to the right, he cuts it back toward the middle and makes it down to the 2 yard line. Meyer now calls a timeout with :26 left on the clock to preserve time for his offense. The Vols line up; second and goal from the 2. Toss sweep to Brown. He cuts toward the corner of the end zone two Gator defenders stand in his way as it looks he may take a loss on the play. He lowers his head and crashes into the Gator defenders knocking them backwards and using his leg strength to fight his way in for a Vol touchdown!!! Verne Lunquist growls out the words touchdown Tennessee!! As the CBS crew now begins to show pictures of emotionally crushed Gator fans and players. The PAT makes the score Tennessee 17, Florida 13, with :21 seconds left. I now run a couple of drunken laps around the house in excitement and returnin time to see Brandon James fielding the Florida KO return. James accelerates through an opening and looks like he is going to break into the open field. He makes a cut around a Tennessee defender and then is decleated by Nick Reviez at the florida 46. A flag lays on the field. Florida is penalized for an illegal block in the back. Meyer is madder then ever. With only :15 seconds left the Gators are backed up at their own 18 yard line. Tebow somehow comes back onto the field. From the Shotgun he is pressured after receiving the snap and gets rid of the ball deep down field. Rogan makes a diving interception at the Tennessee 45. Tebow walks off the field in tears as the Tennessee offense lines up in the victory formation with :09 seconds left. The players and fans celebrate wildly on the field and Meyer leaves the field without even shaking Kiffins hand. I am hung over for 3 days from the after game celebration.


Someone get this man his meds, please.
 
#72
#72
Layla gets turned around and can't find the Swamp. She ends up staying and watching the game at my house. I say, "I hope we win this one." She says, "If we win this game, I will @#$% you until your ($*%#$) is &$)%. The game is tied in the 4th, and we are both sweating (for different reasons). Tebow is ready to take the ball into the end zone when Chris Walker literally tears Tebow's head off. While everyone is gasping in horror, the ball comes free, Berry scoops it up and takes it all the way for a TD. A happy ending for all!
 
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