Lane Kiffin - 16 seed in Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive Tournament (vote if you want)

#56
#56
That's great, where can you vote? This will be the only thing in life I hope Lane ever overachieves in.
 
#57
#57
that explains it.
i wondered why he was always on the rag......
 
#60
#60
HAHAHAHAHHAHA. Jim Rome cracked me up today about this. Check out the vid whenever it comes up.
 
#62
#62
Just pretend that you're in Memphis.........

Vote early & vote often!
 
#63
#63
Former UT coach Lame Kiffen has been nominated as one of the sexiest WOMEN in their contest. He was seeded 16th in the "sports" bracket against Natalie Gulbis (who has some fine qualifications). So far, LK is leading by a substantial margin. I think he needs to go to the USC locker room this fall and be recognized as the sexy woman he really is. Vote for him at Esquire Sexiest Woman Alive Bracket - How to Vote for the Sexiest Woman Alive - Esquire and select the appropriate bracket. There is also plenty of eye candy if you choose to vote in other contests as well. Let's all continue to support him in the way he deserves ... as a woman!
 
#65
#65
The people at Esquire, none of whom we know nor know us, are diabolically clever, and funny, and deliciously mean-spirited.

And they do freelance work for UCLA, apparently. Or Tennessee. Or the Oakland Raiders. Or all three.

Now they get no points for originality here, as the bracket form of list-making is already a profoundly worn cliché, especially in March. And the Sexiest Woman Alive tournament is particularly hoary and bent as a concept.

Still, they're the folks at Esquire, and that's how it goes. They have 16 fashion/music types, 16 television stars, 16 movie stars, 15 sports figures ...

And Lane Kiffin as a 16 seed. Now that's funny. Really funny. So funny that it's going to stick with the soon-to-be-beleaguered coach of the USC Trojans until the day when he is (a) fired, (b) finds another job in football, or (c) is named Secretary of the Interior in the Van Susteren Administration.

More bitingly, he is named a 16 seed in the sports bracket with the analysis, "Such a pretty girl. Sure raises a ruckus."

Damn. Killed him. Killed him dead. In a wise-guy humiliating way, of course.
 
#66
#66
But you all forget, this just gets his name in the spotlight even more. Americans are so ignorant that this will turn in to a good thing for him. The only way to stop people such as him are to completely ignore and never bring up his name...
 
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