There would likely be several hundred thousand members of the military / law enforcement / firefighters who would disagree with your insinuation that only those titles earned in academia warrant some merit.
Could you give me a list of those ways in which a major college football coach is "on par" with a notary public? Perhaps that would be a good starting point.
Your rants are of such a poor and transparent quality as to not even be worth acknowledgment. Seriously. You make zero valid points, have nothing origianl to add to any of the subjects where you've raised your head, and give the overwhelming sense of that the little house dog, running around and yipping for attention.
This is not the crowd to do that with. You're not going to get the heated yet quasi-jovial banter that you so clearly and desperately seek. There are plenty others who will respond to your antics in such a way, and you likely won't have to look around too far to find them.
My arms are tired. Good luck the rest of the time you're here, and in navigating your quest around the site.