Kiffin's Apology to Urban Meyer Leaked

[Sabanocchio]

This is good stuff. Just a snippet:

I know I come off a little chirpy, but you’ve got to like that I’m not so eager to kow-tow to the wave of Olympic-caliber sprinters you’re rolling out. Whether you like it or not, you're the Yankees now. You're the man, the establishment. Florida is Cobra-Kai now. You're John Kreese, and Timmy T is Jonny Lawrence. I am Daniel-San, and my dad is Mr. Miyagi.

And you know what, Urban-Myth? You may try to sweep the leg, but I plan on crane-kicking you and Timmy right in the face.

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[dickens821]

:lol:

 

[VolDefense]

:lolabove: A very entertaining read. The best thing I've read in a few weeks...

 

[BeecherVol]

This is good stuff. Just a snippet:




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Thats great, nice find Saban.:good!:

 

[PredUTor J]

Hillarious! Where did that come from Sab?

 

[PredUTor J]

Never mind I just saw the link.

 

[BleedinOrange]

Wow thats some funny shite right there

 

[bdarnell]

But that's not all, Urbie. I’m coming into your backyard. I’m going after your recruits, and I swear to Pete Carroll that if we are bombing you by 40 and I have all of my timeouts with less than a minute left, I will call all three timeouts while Ed Orgeron power-bombs Albert the Gator and the entire team gets Kiffy with it in the end zone. I have never been more serious about anything in my life.

Hahaha! This is hilarious!

 

[Ben]

Long time reader, first time poster. After reading this, I couldn't help but break my silence.

And you know what, Urban-Myth? You may try to sweep the leg, but I plan on crane-kicking you and Timmy right in the face.

 

[Sabanocchio]

Welcome to the site, Ben.

Probably my favorite line:

Anyways, I've got to run. Got a study session on SEC rules and regulations. Nu'Keese and Marsalis send their best.

 

[BeecherVol]

Yeah, I liked that one too.

 

[Big Orange Diesel]

lol:

 

[Volfan_TrappedN_KY]

Bleacher Report is great

 

[Plunder]

We need to send it to all those 'so-called' sports journalists who have been slamming us....they might learn something about writing a good column.

 

[banman360]

i wanna get kiffy with it now

 

[Volfootball55]

I like it alot

 

[Volnissniss]

Welcome to the site, Ben.

Probably my favorite line:

Agreed, hahaha... very very entertaining. I like the promise of taking all three times outs while we are beating them down by 40 w/ one minute left and "The Kiff" is so hot... :birgits_giggle:

 

[tennessee391]

lol:lol:

 

[volmanic]

That was a great read.

 

[JOEY'S ALL VOL !!!]

Subversively yours,

The Kiff



lol: hilarious

 

[volger]

Funny stuff, thanks Sab.

 

[hohenfelsvol]

I like it. Funny.
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[TheVol]

Nice. After all the same rhetoric and BS on Kiffingate this is such a refreshing thread. Funny stuff.

 

[utmba93]

Thanks Sab... here's my favorite part.

Anyways, I've got to run. Got a study session on SEC rules and regulations. Nu'Keese and Marsalis send their best.

 

[Dustin4Vols]

they should send this to urban and see wut he really thinks lol: