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So my uncle just called me and apparently his son was learning about the ocean yesterday at school. When he came home and asked "why do we go to the beach if you hate the Tide so much?" I thought it was the greatest thing EVER!!!

Go Vols!!!
 
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Milehigh_Vol said:
So my uncle just called me and apparently his son was learning about the ocean yesterday at school. When he came home and asked "why do we go to the beach if you hate the Tide so much?" I thought it was the greatest thing EVER!!!

Go Vols!!!
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To whip daay ass!
 
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In a similar note note my family and I were at the hotel on Saturday. I am watching Gameday and my 4 year old son wakes up rolls over and the first thing out of his mouth and I quote is " Daddy, we do not like Alabama!" Then he said " Good morning". Now that is a proud daddy.
 
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Milehigh_Vol said:
So my uncle just called me and apparently his son was learning about the ocean yesterday at school.
Go Vols!!!
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Your uncle's son would be your cousin.*


*Except in Alabama where he would be both your cousin and your brother and your uncle would also be your father and maybe even your grandfather.
 
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Milehigh_Vol said:
So my uncle just called me and apparently his son was learning about the ocean yesterday at school. When he came home and asked "why do we go to the beach if you hate the Tide so much?" I thought it was the greatest thing EVER!!!

Go Vols!!!
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Outstanding! I'm still laughing as I'm typing this.:eek:lol:
GO VOLS!
 
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orangelo said:
In a similar note note my family and I were at the hotel on Saturday. I am watching Gameday and my 4 year old son wakes up rolls over and the first thing out of his mouth and I quote is " Daddy, we do not like Alabama!" Then he said " Good morning". Now that is a proud daddy.
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That's great. I got my 2 year old saying "booooo Alabama" this summer while watching the '95 game on YouTube. All I have to say is "What do we think about Alabama" and he goes "Boooooooo Alabama! Booooooo!!!"

He also likes to say "Booo Georgia!" too.
 
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burntorangeVOLffle said:
That's great. I got my 2 year old saying "booooo Alabama" this summer while watching the '95 game on YouTube. All I have to say is "What do we think about Alabama" and he goes "Boooooooo Alabama! Booooooo!!!"

He also likes to say "Booo Georgia!" too.
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That may be the way to go.

We're trying to get my son prepaired to go to pre-school....he's four. The other day he said "I dont want to go there daddy...they're stinky bulldogs"
 
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We were in line at the store and a little girl in front of us had an Alabama cheerleader outfit on. My daughter, who is about the same age says, look dad she's for Alabama. We're from Tennessee and we don't like Alabama.

She said it loud enough for the mom to hear. I just smiled..
 
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Milehigh_Vol said:
So my uncle just called me and apparently his son was learning about the ocean yesterday at school. When he came home and asked "why do we go to the beach if you hate the Tide so much?" I thought it was the greatest thing EVER!!!

Go Vols!!!
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Legitimate question imo.
 
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DaphneVol said:
We were in line at the store and a little girl in front of us had an Alabama cheerleader outfit on. My daughter, who is about the same age says, look dad she's for Alabama. We're from Tennessee and we don't like Alabama.

She said it loud enough for the mom to hear. I just smiled..
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You are an outstanding father and role model...
 
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We were at a birthday party ( in VA) on Saturday after the SC win. My 3 year old, in her TN cheerleader uniform , just finished singing Rocky Top to some gamecock fans. She then exclaimed "And nobody likes Alabama!". Everyone died laughing. Go Vols!
 
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TheFbright said:
We were at a birthday party ( in VA) on Saturday after the SC win. My 3 year old, in her TN cheerleader uniform , just finished singing Rocky Top to some gamecock fans. She then exclaimed "And nobody likes Alabama!". Everyone died laughing. Go Vols!
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Where in Va are ya from?
 
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