Just woke up

[lonelawyer]

I've just had the most terrible nightmare.

When I dozed off we were ahead of LSU 17-10 at halftime and the Tigers had some nobody named Mauck at quarterback.

In my dream he beat us for the SEC championship. I know that sounds stupid but that was my dream.

Then things got worse. I dreamed that we got so bad that we fired Coach Fulmer and that he got shut out by Wyoming.

It ended up with us not able to keep coaches or recruits and, don't laugh, us losing to Kentucky.

I'm never eating that much pizza again.

By the way, the game's over. How bad did we finally beat LSU?

 

[05_never_again]

Don't worry. We weren't shut out by Wyoming.

 

[GreatWhiteNorth]

I want my click back.

 

[Jax_Vol]

Q: What does lonelawyer use for birth control?

A: His personality

 

[lonelawyer]

This is such a friendly place. :mf_surrender:

 

[TimmyHyams]

This is not a DC rumor thread. I need more DC rumor threads now.

 

[Hayezb]

Go back to sleep.

 

[vol_in_east_texas]

I want my click back.

:lolabove:

 

[Panthro]

You should probably see a medical doctor. I'm guessing you're sick, somehow.

 

[VolMaster14]

You shoulda stayed asleep.

 

[Recoil]

Do you take long hikes in the woods? Or by chance have a dog named 'Wolf'?

 

[Ashevillevol]

This is such a friendly place. :mf_surrender:

You had to know this before you signed up and paid your money.

 

[barknoxbrawler]

Lonelawyer is just using this to get a better thread later, imo.

 

[reeceb73]

Q: What does lonelawyer use for birth control?

A: His personality

lol:

 

[SDV]

Q: What does lonelawyer use for birth control?

A: His personality

I laughed

 

[Domestic Silence]

Q: What does lonelawyer use for birth control?

A: His personality

Hilarious.

 

[Nashvol2]

Lonelawyer is just using this to get a better thread later, imo.

Lol.

 

[Kurtastrophe]

I've just had the most terrible nightmare.

When I dozed off we were ahead of LSU 17-10 at halftime and the Tigers had some nobody named Mauck at quarterback.

In my dream he beat us for the SEC championship. I know that sounds stupid but that was my dream.

Then things got worse. I dreamed that we got so bad that we fired Coach Fulmer and that he got shut out by Wyoming.

It ended up with us not able to keep coaches or recruits and, don't laugh, us losing to Kentucky.

I'm never eating that much pizza again.

By the way, the game's over. How bad did we finally beat LSU?

The reverse Rip Van Winkle.