Just spoke with a bammer by phone....

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Etownvol

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A lady bammer that I work with. She was at the game Saturday and we talked about how great it is to finally feel like the rivalry is back, you know the fact that it was at least a close game this year. Then came the classy bammer talk.

She asked me what I thought about Kiffins comments, that he sounded like a cry baby who couldn't accept the loss. He's immature, childish, whiny, and all that kind of stuff. A direct quote: ''If it had been Saban, he would've just said that they didn't play well enough to win." I tried not to laugh. I just said "It's nice to finally have a coach with a pulse."

It's amazing how hard it is to have a normal conversation with them. I wasn't bragging about how one field goal made out of 3 would've sent their undefeated season to the trash. How we didn't give up and TD's against their ''amazing offense"...I was just trying to drive home the point that at least there was a game this year, unlike last year or the year before. It's nauseating.
 
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I work with a Bammer who told me that Bama dominated the whole game....
 
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"Just spoke with a bammer by phone...."

Phone???? Did she have to crank the handle or just climb up the telephone pole a la Green Acres?
 
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Yes Bama had beaten us pretty soundly the last 2 years heading into this past week's game, but you do realize that we had beaten them 10 of the last 14 games right? :blink:
 
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OrangeTsar said:
"Just spoke with a bammer by phone...."

Phone???? Did she have to crank the handle or just climb up the telephone pole a la Green Acres?
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Actually it was 2 coffee cans with about 26 miles of string. That's just how they do it.
 
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All bammers look, talk, think, smell, and cheat the same; always have, and always will. It's as simple as that. :) Oh, and anyone feel free to use this as a signature quote!
 
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That is so true. I had a similar conversation with a bammer friend of mine(whom I won money off of after he gave me 15 points..idiot had he not seen our defense!) and it was the same thing. No good game good effort, just "man yall's coach is a baby!" It just proves the fact that an intelligent conversation about college football with an alabama fan cannot be had.
 
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VolinFL2 said:
That is so true. I had a similar conversation with a bammer friend of mine(whom I won money off of after he gave me 15 points..idiot had he not seen our defense!) and it was the same thing. No good game good effort, just "man yall's coach is a baby!" It just proves the fact that an intelligent conversation about college football with an alabama fan cannot be had.
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Thats just it. I didn't bring up the ''we were tired'' thing Saban said. It wouldn't have mattered anyway.
 
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They flashed the cameras on the bama fans when we were about to make our last field goal try and they looked like they were about to cry or the world was coming to a end, They were very lucky and they know it but just want admit it!
 
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My brother is a Bammer (Checked the DNA to prove it). He may be a spy for us because he actually had DNA. I hate to admit it, but he said, "You guys gave us the best game anybody has given us all season." I pointed out to him that they got outplayed by a 3 -3 team in every phase except our kicker is injured, and it didn't phase him. That was my proof that he has indeed gone over to the dark side.

We have to accept the fact that God removed common sense from that entire state. No point in trying to have any semblance of an intelligent conversation with any of them. They issue rose-colored glasses at birth evidently.

GO VOLS!!
 
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