Just for the "Hail" of It

[WoodsmanVol]

OK, I admit it and too much time on my hands. I'm also bored and somewhat damned with an overactive imagination. So I decided to entertain myself. Then see if some fans share my degree of insanity to be entertained by insanity as well. So, looking at our first opponent I decided "tale" on them. Mockery, praise, insults, and whatever in between won't offend me. We are the best and worst fans in football; mind you, we never fail to amuse, outrage, or inflict self-harm. So I figure my flash fiction effort is par for the course.
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[PEPPERJAX]

Liked for creativity. You must have scored a powerful sativa this morning.

 

[FLVOL_79]

tl:dr: But if you write fan fiction as a Vol fan about the Vols you're alright in my book.

 

[horde of llamas]

I used to eat brownies like those you had had before posting

 

[njvols]

If this were UT vs Bama, let's just say the girl is UT and Saban is the cougar. He has us just where he wants us...it's first and goal at the 1 to put the game away. CBJ (dumb guys in boat) slips his play grid into OC hands...UT WINS, and Saban runs off, while UT has a miracle win...not realizing how easily Bama could have won the game.

 

[WoodsmanVol]

I used to eat brownies like those you had had before posting

I IV my brownies. The effect is more potent. But it's those mushrooms that really hit me.

 

[RollerVol]

thanks, that was mind-expanding, for sure...it made me hungry too...

GO BIG ORANGE!

 

[Volgrad98]

Liked for creativity. You must have scored a powerful sativa this morning.

I was going to attempt a lame Stevia joke here but I'm afraid it wouldn't have been understood. So instead, I'm offering a lame excuse to why I didn't write a lame Stevia joke.

 

[lukeneyland]

You weren't wrong about the Insanity part. Volnation is a mental asylum of sorts, so I guess it all fits