Just a FYI...

[Thrasher865]

You will get corn flakes, and you will like it.

 

[volsforever27]

Shouldn't you be posting terrible videos?

 

[volsforever27]

why is there always one person in the doctors office that smells like mothballs?

 

[Thrasher865]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qizNQKzatXA[/youtube]

 

[Spartacavolus]

When do I need to go to Mexico and when is the transplant party? I'll need to let it sit and squish the tequila out of it prior to implantation.

And I think I can do the transplant if somebody can hold his arms down for me.

 

[volsforever27]

Will I be attracted to short hairy women after the surgery? Pass.

 

[volsforever27]

this will be my random thoughts thread. When I die someday, someone can make a book of these and be rich.

 

[volsforever27]

I think I just killed the end zone.

 

[Thrasher865]

You murderer. It was so young...

 

[volsforever27]

Without me it's useless anyway.

 

[volsforever27]

Why does it take so f'ing long? they're giggling at making me wait, I know it.

 

[Spartacavolus]

Why does it take so f'ing long? they're giggling at making me wait, I know it.

Tell em you are nervous and ask if you can get a hj cause you may be getting bad news.

 

[volsforever27]

Tell em you are nervous and ask if you can get a hj cause you may be getting bad news.

Most of these nurses aren't hired for their looks, trust me.

 

[Vol'n'beers]

Most of these nurses aren't hired for their looks, trust me.

Yeah, but what about their hands?

 

[volsforever27]

Yeah, but what about their hands?

Leave your fetishes out of this.

 

[Vol'n'beers]

Leave your fetishes out of this.

I didn't realize getting an hj was a fetish, but I was just agreeing with Sparty that you might as well get something out of the wait. Plus, you never want to go in there with a loaded gun.

 

[Spartacavolus]

Yeah, but what about their hands?

I agree. I would find the one with the smallest hands and tell her the deal.

 

[volsforever27]

I'm going to need a drink after all of this. Can't wait for Saturday night.

 

[Orangeslice13]

I'm going to need a drink after all of this. Can't wait for Saturday night.

14 - ANOTHER SATURDAY NIGHT Tales From Margaritavision - Jimmy Buffett - YouTube

 

[Orangeslice13]

27 Theme song


Another saturday night and I aint got nobody
Ive got some money cause I just got paid
How I wish I had someone to talk to
Im in an awful way

I got in town a month ago
Ive seen a lot of girls since then
If I could meet em I could get em
But as yet I haven't met em
That's why Im in the shape Im in

Chorus:
Oh, another saturday night and I aint got nobody
Ive got some money cause I just got paid
How I wish I had someone to talk to
Im in an awful way

Now another fella told me
He had a sister who looked just fine
Instead of being my deliverance
She had a strange resemblance
To a cat name frankenstein

Chorus:
Oh, another saturday night and I aint got nobody
Ive got some money cause I just got paid
How I wish I had some chick to talk to
Im in an awful way


Yeah, another saturday night and I aint got nobody
Ive got some money cause I just got paid
How I wish I had someone to talk to
Im in an awful way

Its hard on a fella
When he don't know his way around
If I don't find me a honey
To help me spend this money
Im headin back to key west town

 

[volsforever27]

You're dead to me.

 

[rmsmith]

Damn kidneys always holding a brother down.


Hope everything ends up being a'ok mane

 

[volsforever27]

thanks smitty.


Offer still stands for anyone in the area. Sat night, old city. I think.

 

[volsforever27]

I've had stop many needles in me lately I'm starting to feel like Lindsey Lohan.

 

[Slydell]

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